Battlebug

Srsly?

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

I just had my first "that wasn't a fart" moment
#thatwasntafart #shart

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

My #toddler was trying to crack the child safety locks. He turns to me in frustration, and says "well, fuck"

...well, #fuck...

#BABY #kidssaythedamndestthings #cussingkids

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

A little girl's innocent voice drifted through my open window:

"What is menopause?"

Oh honey...

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Things are already bad, I just want to make them worse.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

1818 - Rides for miles on horseback to find a newspaper to read by candle light.

2018 - If it takes more than two clicks, I’m not reading it.

[cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2]

Cry like a baby? Whatever.

Cry like a middle aged woman who has reached a dead end in life and spends her life grocery shopping and refilling prescriptions.

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

Day 1 of re-entry into being the house spouse: omfg.

[cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2]

Infinity War, but it's me fighting every fucking day with the person staring back at me in the mirror.

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

She's being #sarcastic, right? @Leesadanielle_ https://t.co/RStJpNl8QA

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

I never fucking understand what he's saying! Can I get a #trumptranslator please??? #djt #trump #donaldtrump #politics #omfg https://t.co/93IwYuwknG

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So disgraceful that the questions concerning the Russian Witch Hunt were “leaked” to the media. No questions on Collusion. Oh, I see...you have a made up, phony crime, Collusion, that never existed, and an investigation begun with illegally leaked classified information. Nice!

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

There’s nothing like gaining a new perspective on an old way of thinking.

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

Voted #LetMothersWork @TheTylt bc new mothers like Tammy Duckworth shouldn’t be punished https://t.co/QFgw7hVuSi
https://t.co/3PFKoAuTWz

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

Seduce her with silliness and uncontrollable snort laughing.

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

I make people #feelbad about themselves. I am #handicapable, mentally ill... yet work harder and love more deeply than anyone I know. #noexcuses #tinysteps #babysteps

[Battlebug @billiebattlebug]

You fight like a #girl who is also a #baby

#gravityfalls #fightfighters #totallyjackedthisfromakidscartoon

[SNGJ @uccjeb]

All he ever wanted was for someone to stay