Bill Mische

[Bill Mische @BillMische]

@marcuschown Possibly because you'd have to get their approval before you could post (or comment on) anything. As you would with a print publisher. Strikes me as a little unworkable.

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@K_Niemietz England was pretty unified, so the King could enforce no castle building without a licence, and there was less need for them in the first place. Secondly, a lot of those that were built were knocked down post civil war, and the map misses some that are long gone. eg. Rayleigh.

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@WrathSquirrel @dizzyborden1972 @Wlo_oWl @fae_moonbeam @uusaint @LeaningEmma Or the radio series where it all began.

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@s8mb 🎣

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@PhillipaBurns @fesshole The old Senghenydd house flats used to be like that. One toilet for a 5 bedroom flat.

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@RuxandraTeslo In my experience it's not fatherhood it's mothers, that makes them less likely to tell "risky" jokes. Not worth the grief when they're small and out of practice when they're grown.

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I've been getting AI to write poems for my wife. She thinks they're beautiful, that I must think long and hard about them and that I'm in touch with my feminine side. They take two minutes while I'm sat on the loo.

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@Civilisedwookie @CountDankulaTV Yeah - the spectacled bear. About human sized - fully grown Paddington would be about 6 foot long and weigh about 18 stone.

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@GJHeidler @oblivionlml @VeteranIrish You're almost there when you said "0:00-0:59 is the 1st minute" We started counting from 1. Literally 1 Anno Domini - the 1st year of our lord. There was no year 0 in the same way there was no 0th minute of a match.

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@RogueCmdr @WormeysPhotos @pmarca Given the ultimate question the universe runs on base 13...

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@GazTheJourno Yeah, but I doubt the letter made it to sea...

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@Xenosmilus4 @Parlez_me_nTory Dead cheap off cuts. About 75p/500g in Tesco. Can be rashers, big lumps or a mix. Good for casseroles.

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@FakeMilligan @LDOPExeter @fesshole Two pints or a quart(er) of a gallon. Tends to be used by Americans whose pints are smaller.

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Three years ago I wondered what would happen if I stopped reading my work emails. 109,086 unread emails later: 28% salary increase, two bonuses and four restricted stock awards. No one knows I don't read my email.

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Bollocks

[GA Southend @ga_southend]

18:13 London Liverpool Street to Southend Victoria will be cancelled.

This is due to plastic sheeting caught on the overhead electric wires.

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The weekend hasn't got off to a good start.

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@samuelmartinuk The tractor plant where my dad used to work is still going. Most of their production is exported.

[GA Southend @ga_southend]

❗ NEW: Lines blocked via #Hockley due to a vehicle hitting a railway bridge.

🛠 Network Rail are aware and en route to the location.

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@sortedfood If you get a chance use a duck egg. In my experience much more forgiving.

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Happy father's day...