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The Bill

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Lakini kulipa 30 heads of cattle plus Goats kwa mtu amedinywa miaka kadhaa for free as dowry, doesn't sit well with me. Let's be honest

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A vacuum exhauster truck was filmed pouring collected sewage waste into River Mitheu in Machakos County!

[OJAY @Ombeva_Joseh]

Nyang'ori high school high press football 🔥🔥

[Eric @amerix]

10 Lies the system feeds us

1. Salt is bad, it will cause hypertension.

2. Animal fats are dangerous, and seed oils are healthy.

3. Fruits are healthy.

4. Honey is the best substitute for table sugar.

5. Lemon will make you lose your potbelly.

6. Eggs are dangerous.

7. Meat will cause cancer.

8. The sun causes skin cancer.

9. Cholesterol is dangerous it will give you a heart attack

10. Milk is the best source of calcium.

#FoodFriday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Pay attention to every signal a woman sends about her:

• Values,

• Lifestyle,

• Decision-making.

A tattoo is such a signal.

When you ignore these signals because of beauty, you will later discover that beauty was the cheapest thing she brought.

#MasculinitySaturday

[bill olang @billolang]

Feminists typing and deleting

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Women assault a Tik Toker over allegations that her mode of dressing was inappropriate and tempted their husbands.

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

Brazil was issued two red cards in added time, including one for an apparent elbow on Sophia Wilson 😳

[Eric @amerix]

Avoid women with tattoos.

Most of them are porn stars.

They sell their nudes for porn sites.

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

We found evidence of construction going on inside the Nairobi National Park but @KWSKenya just confiscated our drone. Currently protests by lobby groups and environmentalists are going on over the construction.

[Big Willy @Salibasexual02]

@TorontoGooner They tried to match fix it for them.

[Eric @amerix]

My Governor, UNFAT!

It is not a good image for a Governor to be FAT in front of ambitious young men.

They will think being FAT is synonymous with being successful.

Being FAT is synonymous with diabetes, hypertension, cancer, and erectile dysfunction.

[Eric @amerix]

Rwanda, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case.

Burundi, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case.

These countries border DRC in South Kivu where the current outbreak has been reported by the Western media and it is spreading fast.

In these two countries, the Banyamulenge cross freely between the DRC and these two countries.

The M23 rebels have complicated the epidemic by making the health systems in South Kivu dysfunctional.

In 1994, Rwanda had one of the most catastrophic human crises.

So, why are there no "Ebola cases" in these small countries?

Why can't America establish their quarantine centres in Rwanda or Burundi or Tanzania instead of Kenya?

[Eric @amerix]

Fingers of a feminist,
Flaunting flawless fingernails,
Fierce in forums,
Furious on Facebook,
Fumbling with frying pans,
Fragile fingers,
Filthy fingers of a filthy feminist.

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[•FirstLady• @thatfirstlady]

Arsenal stresses both the fans and the haters 😂😂😂this team will finish all of us.

[Abdihakim Keinan @AbdihakimKeinan]

This video makes you sad. The Northern leaders travelling by air accompanying the President to mandera versus their electorate travelling by road.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Have always said Ongata Rongai is an alien place! A brother who lives there confirms its oddity whilst crying for help in a matrimonial entanglement. Instead of @KWSKenya confirming a brother’s very plausible exculpatory explanation, KWS throws him under the bus & chooses to absolve the suspect monkey! Very unfair for KWS to choose a monkey over a brother in distress! My friend, Erastus Kanga, the KWS DG should resolve the matter & arrest the monkey!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

A young lady shared this, ambulance had accompanied Susan Kihika to her rally leaving her baby stranded.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

No fuckin way 😭😭😭😭😭

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

Is that an Arsenal player blocking the Bournemouth keeper ? Arsenal are really terrible