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[autophagy @billowbong]

I'm going to name my son Asshole and my daughter Stupid Bitch

[autophagy @billowbong]

I bought cheez it's and pop tarts yesterday like an idiot but have managed not to eat any today. I am #builtdifferent

[autophagy @billowbong]

Like even just a pump of syrup in a coffee has calories....and yet a twelve ounce can of coke zero is just....nothing????

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[autophagy @billowbong]

@homesickseal Yeah that's my thing is like how is it something but no calories and no sugar etc at the same time but I guess they can just say it's zero even if it is a few calories haha!

[autophagy @billowbong]

What is mountain dew zero, coke zero, Pepsi max.... What are these things? Zero calories zero sugar? Are they just cans of chemicals or what

[autophagy @billowbong]

Just ate two blueberries pop tarts omg they were soooo good 😊

[autophagy @billowbong]

@homesickseal I'm saying like how can it have taste and caffeine and stuff but zero calories is it's just liquid chemicals??

[૮ ․ ․ ྀིა misty @bonesnglory]

what's her method 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 so it's not eating and not eating and not eating everytime guys

[autophagy @billowbong]

@Prezz4k

[autophagy @billowbong]

I'm not bisexual but I would talk to a pretty boy or girl

[autophagy @billowbong]

197.9

[autophagy @billowbong]

198.4

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections

[autophagy @billowbong]

I will never have sex

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I will never have sex

[autophagy @billowbong]

Ding dong diddly !!!! Saturday

[autophagy @billowbong]

198.4

[autophagy @billowbong]

197.8

[autophagy @billowbong]

Yesterday for my OMAD I had one chicken thigh and two scoops of mashed potatoes

[autophagy @billowbong]

@Ann_T_Socials @AITROS_eve Pretty much every guy friend wants to fuck you

[🏳️‍⚧️ cookie vixen ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @foxhrtX3]

why are trans men treated like 'confused women' while trans women are treated like 'deranged male perverts'