El Señor

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

hope he’s cuddling all the ducks wherever he is now

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @SpideyInTARDIS]

Unironically doing the meme

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Jurassic Park (1993)

In memory of Sam.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want to "join the community" of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your "mission statement." Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[Bladee Tower Defense 6 @charlesxcx11]

It would be a little funny if, right after getting honeypotted by an aryan zionazi, Clavicular got obliterated by an IRGC strike on downtown Tel Aviv and kicked off WW3 like he’s Archduke Ferdinand

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[່ @hallucinaetions]

situation is so bad I have to root for england to eliminate argentina now

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[tippity @tippity]

Claims to be pro life

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

RIP BOZO # ZOGWATCH

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

The fact that this meme is the same context 😭😭

[C @fbgcon]

Marquinhos: make sure you don’t lose haaland Gabe

Gabriel:

[Blue Raspberry Grower @notthatkhalid]

How many price fixing scandals do we have to go through until we nationalize Loblaws

[nena @cleo_bruh]

3yr old niece just asked me why am i me everyday

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

making psychedelic footage in your movie more wild and effective by letting other filmmakers use their own separate style to do it is an incredible idea