Sir Baudalaire

[Wav: Gawd Of SideQuests 💮🛡️ @wavgawd]

I just looked at my homegirls and fucking SIGHED

[Gary Owen @garyowencomedy]

The perfect football team

[DJ Bri Mafia @OG_Bri]

I actually worked with LaRussell at an event we had at Georgetown University back in 2022.

Out of respect, I try to stray away from speaking on people that I have had the opportunity to personally work with but even then, I was not picking up what he was trying to put down.

[Tyler Perry Mason @TiaNoTamara1]

I just realized both Bosa brothers lost on MLK weekend…God has a great sense of humor

[Marshawn Lynch @MoneyLynch]

Good shit young niggas!!!! And ginger cuz!!!!

[Black Fabio @LeFabioNoir]

Imagine being the landlord and finding out the new mayor just personally inspected your building. I know that nigga was sweating bullets

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

what kind of mental illness is this 😭😭

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

hes pulling a “i hate you nigga let’s die” kamikaze attack

[HYPE @DCUHypeGuy]

Guy who cheated on his wife while she was pregnant doesn’t like the movie about the man who represents being a good person

Big surprise

[hannah @metsbian]

guy said “smear the queer” on live tv and all of the quotes and replies are saying he said nothing wrong. being a queer football fan is so isolating. that fucking sucks to hear on live tv and i appreciate this sincere apology, thank u bijan!

[FunkLip @funkomi]

The stories on this account has really helped me confirm what I always knew about #thatgeneration.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

He around niggas that won’t tell him the truth about himself lol

[Su’a Kristopher Cravens @SuaKCravens]

Look, I was drafted in the 2nd round on a rookie deal of about 4 million before tax … And 6 years removed from the NFL, I can say I can live the lifestyle I desire, while also saving money and putting my kids in the position to win later in life. These guys that touch over 10 million and blow through it sounds like pure user error on their end because AINT NO DAMN WAY!!!! If I touched 100 million, sorry ESPN, B10, & USC… YAL WOULD NEVER SEE MY FACE AGAIN !!!! 😭😂 I’m just sayin man ! At some point, self control and accountability gotta kick in.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Bro got put thru the mattress

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

When you first retire it’s easier to call games. You still know all the active players, coordinators and schemes. You don’t have to work, you can live off of the work from your playing career. You can “predict” what’s coming based off knowledge of a D.C and the offensive adjustments according to that knowledge.

As years go by, you lose familiarity with players in the league and new coordinators arise, then you have to put in the work. If you don’t put in the work (watching countless hours of film, talking to current players, tracking the coaching landscape) you revert to stating the obvious or making jokes all broadcast. Network execs don’t make a change because ratings aren’t impacted by bad broadcasters. But how could they be? We were never watching for them.

A game analyst is like a waiter at a restaurant. No one goes to the restaurant for the waiter, but the waiter can enhance the dining experience. Fans don’t watch games (different than sports shows) for analysts, but analysts have far too often ruined games.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

this might be an unpopular opinion but people who let their cats up onto their kitchen counters/food prep area are absolutely disgusting

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Lightskin, a que, had locs, and from Houston. This nigga was an avengers level threat omg

[Big A @__TheeOnlyA]

that bottom row eating tf DOWN!

[Ayit 'Sevi @realAyitSevi]

Calling Human people the Flood is facist ideology

Its abhorrent that Microsoft allows this