Uncle Bock

homebrewing practitioner, food glutton, outdoor/indoor enthusiast, bewildered Edmonton sports fan

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

Your chance of getting a treatable blood clot from AstraZeneca in Canada is at 1 in 275,000

1 in 20,740 Saskatchewan adults under age 40 have died of COVID.

Adults under 40 in SK have a 13 TIMES higher chance of dying of COVID than getting a treatable blood clot from AZ.

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

Uncle Don seems to be handling the loss pretty well.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

Well I'm convinced

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

@EtownEarl Also, Toobin kinda looks like the 55 year old version of you. So maybe you just ripped a hole in the space time continuum

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

@EtownEarl Yeah, ya did

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

This election clusterfuck would be so entertaining if it weren't for the inevitable civil unrest that will follow

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

I have to get off twitter again. There are people on here, probably even real people, that actually believe the election was stolen from Trump by the Democrats.

[mbizfreak @mbizfreak]

Actual photo released by North Korea showing Kim Jong Un is alive and well. #KIMJONGUNDEAD

[Alberta Health Services @AHS_media]

AHS has developed a simple online assessment tool to help you decide whether you need to call 811 to be tested for COVID-19. It'll guide you to answer questions about your symptoms & take you through steps to help determine whether you need testing. https://t.co/BdqfLt1Gu2

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

More important to practice social distancing, within reason.

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

Or better still, focus on social distancing as you you are far more likely to acquire the virus by close contact with someone that's sick vs touching a contaminated surface.

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

A PSA re: Covid 19. Lysol wipes are generally not effective against coronavirus. Use a 1:9 bleach water solution instead. Or look for disinfectants with virucidal claims.

[ESPN @espn]

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"

8 years ago today, a legendary moment was born.

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

Competent GMing by an oilers GM. Not sure how to react to this

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

Went to Alexisonfire and George Petit took his shirt off to reveal dad body wolverine. As a 36 year old father of two I'm having a great time.

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

How does it take 10 ballots for Walker to be inducted with that line?

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

Just a pair of Hall of Famers:

Derek Jeter (1st ballot):
.310/.377/.440
72.4 rWAR | 73.0 fWAR
115 OPS+
119 wRC+
.360 wOBA
5 Gold Gloves (-243.3 DRS)

Larry Walker (10th ballot):
.313/.400./565
72.7 rWAR | 68.7 fWAR
141 OPS+
140 wRC+
.412 wOBA
7 Gold Gloves (93.9 DRS)

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinking beer all night @gjtich

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

And by waive I mean wave

[Uncle Bock @billybongthork]

McDavid just gave the Mutombo finger waive to the TO faithful. This is thoroughly enjoyable

[Chad P. Bown @ChadBown]

US-China Phase One Agreement

• US average tariff on imports from China to decline slightly to 19.3%, from current level of 21.0%

• US average tariffs to remain more than 6 times higher than before Trump began the trade war

My TARIFF chart update 🤓👇🏿
https://t.co/3yZ0IaqBfF