Billy Deuce

Just a guy from Boston making his way into comedy sketches

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

For your best drinking experience 🍻

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Oh, you know the owner?

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Papa Gino's ain't open 24/7 🍕

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

It ain't Bambi who brought you that PS5 🎮

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

I've been doing this for 20 years hun 🤫

[Andrew Roffe @ASAP_ROFFE]

I was reading a Reddit thread about people who consider themselves DINKS (double income no kids) and came across a comment where a person wrote, “I’m a DILDO. Double income large dog owner.” I officially retire from comedy as I could never be this good.

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

I got something special for ya 🍬

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It's a fixer-upper 🏠

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Where's my Skywalker ranch? Feat. @CharlieBerens

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Oh, it’s nothing 🎁 (ft. @billydeuce86)

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

It's all about the details 👮‍♂️

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Can I get your login?

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Is this still available? 📲

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Wasting away in Naperville 🍹

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Deer mount in the bin, Jets hat in the garbage 🗑

Feat. @billydeuce86

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

"Let's start with only going once per day 🍩" @dunkindonuts

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Wait for it... 🐢

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Am I going deaf? 🦻

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Massage-a-what? 🤔 feat. @ASAP_ROFFE

[Billy Deuce @billydeuce86]

Red light = 4 more cars 🚗