Stevie G and a bag of cans

I'm not like this because I'm in Van Halen. I'm in Van Halen because I'm like this

[Stevie G and a bag of cans @billygoodfellow]

@ArchRose90 you wouldnt allow lammy to cross the road on his own

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@fesshole

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@5Pillarsuk All you need to know is you can still fuck your cousin

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@JohnCleese we shall never wear night shirts and sandals while wandering around during the day!!

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

{satire}

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

Sturgeon tells BBC: I'm serving a sentence for crime I didn't commit - BBC News

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@bbclaurak

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@PaddyBriggs @nick_davison10 Away and take a fuck to yourself. You are never a Spurs fan

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@screebs69 Worse, the SFA!

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@TheGriftReport did he bring up his own life of crime to the inmates?

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@fesshole why didnt you just carry it, most hotel staff wouldnt give a shit

[Proper Memes 〓〓 @Proper_Memes]

"My husband once spent £400,000 to redecorate the house, to buy a Golf, a Jag and a Camper van without me noticing..."

[GDon @gdonlfc]

Davie Cooper wow I was not familiar with his game…
He’s one of my favourite non Liverpool player, every Rangers highlight I’ve seen is him dribbling past like 10 players a game and pulling of ridiculous moves like this

[Russell Findlay @RussellFindlay1]

2022: A constituent raised concerns about Nicola Sturgeon's £500+ Montblanc pens👇

He was unhappy at SNP broken election promises of 'free' laptops for kids.

At the time, Sturgeon's spokesman said the flashy pens were "gifts from a relative".

1/2
https://t.co/mj4A7Hf2XQ

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@isaacrrr7 you can tell his parents are cousins!

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@JeanFind @PSOSGreaterGlas even most celtic fans think you are a self serving embarasment now

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@TheMekon_Venus pain

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@Keir_Starmer nothing says trying to cling on to the islamist vote more than this pish

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@heraldscotland I'll take bitter hack for 10 points please

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet]

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