Billy Parker

StudySync Implementation Specialist and former unknown comedian. All opinions are my own. (But also, are they?)

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Seat neighbor on the flight to Cabo is watching 12 Years a Slave. Ok!

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Beach Boys at Riot Fest. I’d throw no shade if they had the Wilsons via AI up there.

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6yo today heard Daft Punk’s “One More Time” on the radio: “Can we change it? The singer’s WiFi isn’t working so good.”

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6yo wakes up and comes down to me listening to Cat Power. “I feel like I’m still asleep.”

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I love when there’s men in your family and their only email is their work email

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@AnneMarieK https://t.co/QjfHmskwsX

Jack would like to weigh in.

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@MichaelWTracey Librarians?

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There is no energy like a group of people starting to become friends and making jokes with each other for the first time

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@ringer Socko1word

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Can we get something with Aimee Lou Wood and Sally Hawkins in the works?

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@LangmanVince Box office thud

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@146reads1 Happy birthday, JodiLyn!

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How many other people walking past me also have the Yellowjackets theme playing in their head on a loop

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Whenever my wife comes home from a work trip, she reacts to me like Mrs. McAllister reuniting with Kevin. “But then who put that laundry away?”

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@harvilla This episode serves as pry that listening to someone talk about why they love music (the anonymous questioner about the photograph on the dashboard) is immensely more interesting than why someone doesn’t (the guest)

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Reading the new R.E.M. book to fill in the gaps left from Unseen Power of the Picket Fence

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@seanmichaelhart @PruCenter They’re terrified of it. 📖

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@harvilla Inspired this to be the week to introduce my 5yo to rap

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Find myself thinking about the waves goodbye on snl but it’s just the intro to Baby I’m Amazed

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@thebreeders @saltshedchicago Still glowing from this show. How about an amps and imperial teen anniversary bill in two years?