> be Spencer Pratt
> grow up in LA
> go to USC
> become Brody Jenner’s menace friend on MTV
> get cast on The Hills
> steal Lauren Conrad’s friend
> marry beautiful midwestern mid angel Heidi Montag
> become the most hated man on TV
> blow millions on fame, crystals and elite delusion
> disappear for a decade
> come back as a hummingbird conservative dad
> LA turns into tents, crime and $22 matcha
> everyone who hated you now looks insane
> chad
> run for mayor
> somehow become the most normal guy in the race
The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.
He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.
RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.
@ZeroDoinks what’s the name of the bar in horse heads New York. Gotta speaker at my conference today from there I’m gonna ask him bout the food there!!!???
@gopherbones@ZeroDoinks I’m gonna ask tomorrow. This guy does tree photography. Had no clue it was a job but he’s in central Iowa talking about it! Beefs seems like it should be in Chicago though. I’ll see what he says! Glad to hear from yall! Bear down!!
Just for the fun of it, I’m giving away a Bears jersey of your choice.
To enter LIKE and RT this tweet and an extra entry by following me. Winner picked tonight.
Because the Bears community is all feeling the pain of this brutal loss I'mma try to lift your spirits by giving away a Bears jersey of your choice.
To enter LIKE and RT this tweet and an extra entry by following me. Winner picked tonight.
In honor of Bear Weather this weekend, I’m giving away another Caleb Williams jersey.
To enter, like this post and follow me. Retweet for extra entry.
Winner announced Sunday morning!🐻⬇️
Wow the impromptu Caleb speech… ‘make your money in the regular season, the playoffs are for your name. For our legacy.’ Then he gives his game ball to Ben Johnson.
Can’t believe it’s the Bears.