The first and so far best Cabaret Fantastique of the year at @CrazyCoqs Soho, with @Billykiddshow, @lukewrightpoet and @rachelparris.
The show returns there on Feb 16, be there.
https://t.co/9gLlGLqsRg
Looking for a xmas gift for someone in Edinburgh? The gift of magic (cue cheesy music) is the best there is.
Book here for 'This is not a magic show', 27-30 December https://t.co/umMG5QIHjf
@MagicFest
This Saturday 2 and 8pm at Stirling Festival Theatre Ontario these lads and I are shooting a project and you can be our studio audience! Come! There’s not much else to do in Canada:)
The best Del Boy one liners from Only Fools and Horses, written by John Sullivan:
“You can’t trust the Old Bill, can ya? Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom.”
“Look at Grandad. His brain went years ago, now his legs have gone. There’s only the middle bit of him left.”
“As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 'We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.'”
“You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education - that's why you're no good at snooker.”
“Sit down, Rodney. Keep your brains warm.”
“She used to say, ‘It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.’ Dear old Mum, she used to say some bloody stupid things.”
“It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice.”
“You dozy little twonk, Rodney.”
“They're yuppies. They don’t speak proper English like what we do.”
“It's a well-known fact that 90 per cent of all foreign tourists come from abroad.”
“Dear old grandad, bless him. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear.”
“He who dares wins. He who hesitates... doesn’t.”
Notes From A Fellow Traveller - my book for magicians and mentalists - launches tonight at the Magic Circle. It will then be available on my site in paperback, hardback and deluxe collectors’ editions.
(Please note - the book presumes you have a working knowledge of magic and really won’t make any sense if you don’t.)
Pics by @lordcoopy