billymac

I am seven feet tall, which worries me sometimes.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My potions are too strong for you traveler

[Ppallo @Ppallo]

The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."

[Delle Chiaie @delle__chiaie]

They are making you pay for the end of the world

[Luna Wander 🔜FPOC @ARatOnNewYork]

They gave up on making Zohran look bad and are now selling merchandise

[resting kitsch face 🌞 @dj_soubise]

already shortages in the stores, welcome to Mamdani's ny

[billymac @billymac]

@Sgt_Tbag @taliaotg Damn it. Well played, nyp

[billymac @billymac]

@doctorow There’s issues selling for $80 on eBay now!

[billymac @billymac]

@doctorow Can’t find it anywhere in BedStuy, Brooklyn! One bodega was asked so much they had to put up this sign

[billymac @billymac]

@taliaotg I’ve looked all over BedStuy for a copy, the last place I looked had put up this sign because so many people have been asking!

[billymac @billymac]

@ettingermentum Can’t find it anywhere! This guy said he had so many people ask he had to put up a sign

[billymac @billymac]

@marxhaunting Love all the Halloween themed quotes!

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I don’t understand how this painting could not be extremely famous. How am I just now hearing of it for the first time

[brian @brianonhere]

for sale: baby shoes infant boy girl walker toddler shoes non slip sock shoes 6-12 months breathable walking sport shoes

[mira ⚔️ @themiraarchives]

mamdani: let’s visit historic spots in new york on a beautiful day!

other mayoral candidates: I Hate This Fucking City

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

The walk. The tail. The pattern. This cat is a diva

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

If you asked me back in high school who would be better politically, Dave Matthews or Radiohead, I would not have guessed correctly

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Aw crap. I accidentally got addicted to the calculator that doesnt get anything right and was only invented six months ago. I let it do everything for me 🤦🏻‍♀️ But at least I have more free time to eat poop and crap from the toilet

[billymac @billymac]

@steubens7 @MrDumbBitch @ExileGrimm Geeez