Billy Ray Bauer

free ranging carnivore, male exotic dancer, and often irregular and irreverent comedian

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@WallStreetSilv All the while, Republicans are fine with gun deaths..

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Some fun with the crowd

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@NBCSports How many commercials can you squeeze into the Ryder Cup? NBC might set a record for the least minutes of coverage surrounded by the most commercials. Your greed knows no bounds..

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@RexChapman While attempting to smear the Bidens by linking them to China, This douchebag fails to mention his father's intimate relationship with Putin..

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@W7VOA @POTUS You've got to be kidding, Captain Bonespur dismissed the pandemic, wasting precious time to prepare
He owes us all an apology

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That isn't a Tiki torch in the outstretched hand of the statue of liberty...and it isn't a copy of Mein Kampf in her other hand..

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What is it, doctor? "Its a big building with a lot of beds but that's not important right now..they're dragging me off the plane.."

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If like Pinocchio, Donald Trump's nose grew every time he told a lie, he'd be poking someone in the ass in Japan by now..

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I think I know how Trump is going to pay for the wall. We have El Chapo in custody in an American prison. He's got billions stashed away.

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@A2WG @billyraybauer @chrisyoungcomic come on out and get some laughs and help a great cause too..

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About to storm in downtown Cleveland.. https://t.co/NMj5x0rzIm

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Here's a view from the patio at Current, our new Comedy home @ The Current Food & Libations https://t.co/qnmaicwz00

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Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?.... So instead of enlisting in the army, you joined the WWF?

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If there's a bustle in your hedgerow..don't be alarmed now..its just a nineteenth century women's undergarment in a bush...

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you've got me blowing, blowing my mind
is it tomorrow or just the end of time? Oral sex with my brain makes me unsure of the passage of time

[Billy Ray Bauer @billyraybauer]

Easy solution to the Redskins controversy, change the logo on their jerseys to a potato..

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A woman who lives near me was charged with biting off her boyfriend's ear during a fight. Her hearing is in a few days. His hearing is....,

[Billy Ray Bauer @billyraybauer]

Putin to the Ukranian leadership, " Are you chicken, Kiev?"

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Good thing that Russia isn't after Ohio. Next thing you know, there may be a name change to one of their best assets..Putin Bay