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[billy @billytime100]

@gigabungus Loving

[billy @billytime100]

Farted so bad on the subway i had to reach for the nearest cops gun to distract people from the smell

[billy @billytime100]

My phone is showing me pictures of a sandwich I ate two years ago. Which is nice but ultimately I’m still very empty inside

[billy @billytime100]

The laundromat should let you get in with the clothes

[billy @billytime100]

Standing man challenge

[billy @billytime100]

Hows it going boss lemme get a chicken over rice and a gentle kiss

[billy @billytime100]

No, I don’t have a “Hinge.” I get dates the old fashioned way: anxious glances at people I find attractive in public and closed off, uninviting body language. And when it doesn’t work I kill m

[billy @billytime100]

A little change of scenery tonight. Taste of the high life. You might be thinking, oh no, billy went hollywood on us. But don’t worry, these boys brought me back down to earth real quick. Fire stearns. LGM

[billy @billytime100]

Lets love so hard this summer the whole freaking world blows up

[billy @billytime100]

My roommates piss me off sometimes like bro u really gotta start cooking RIGHT when i was about to get up and piss after holding it for two and a half hours and now i gotta wait because i dont feel like saying hi ? And now my wiener hurts really bad ? Like really bro ?

[billy @billytime100]

Let me know when there’s a woman trillionaire

[billy @billytime100]

Oh thats my comfort middle aged trini man

[billy @billytime100]

TURN THE MAGNETS OFF! TURN THEM OFF! TURN THEM OFF!

[billy @billytime100]

Sometimes nostalgia swallows me whole and I’m not really a person anymore

[billy @billytime100]

@gigabungus Knicks in four tho

[billy @billytime100]

Imma lay you down… and imma eat it!!

📍Crown Heights, Brooklyn

[billy @billytime100]

I call this look farmers tan realness

[billy @billytime100]

They make QR codes now that kill you

[billy @billytime100]

@gigabungus It’s your veiny potato now

[billy @billytime100]

This freaky ass sweet potato

[billy @billytime100]

@gigabungus If I didnt have your likes id end it all honestly