Bilstone Adora

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

The most useless Top 8 finish in football history.😂

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Captain Save America 😂😂

[Bilstone Adora @bilstoneadora]

@nechenje_ian @NyabasaDanvas @khwilo Manze wanachoma mbaya🤣🤣

[Avi Patel @avipat_]

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region.

The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support.

Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform.

After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale.

In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size.

Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand.

This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw.

As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right.

On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand.

We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right.

-Kled Team

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom.

Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done.
So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time.

Kenya really had something special with that crew.

And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution.

Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath.

That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch.

Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

[Bilstone Adora @bilstoneadora]

@nechenje_ian @khwilo I know I will celebrate when you fumble the champions league as well..Acha tuwapee time😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Kuna kazi nilifanya nimelipwa na kuku tatu @KRACare niwaletee yenyu wapi.

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

Trophies are won on the pitch 🇸🇳⭐️⭐️

[Bilstone Adora @bilstoneadora]

@Arch_pundiT @_Punstar @Jiirani @KING__KALALA @nechenje_ian Wacha tungojee tu..mshaanza kulose points🤣🤣

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

@JoySportsGH MP Issac Adongo apology accepted . See you at Old Trafford soon 🤝😊

[Branko @brankopetric00]

A backup isn't a backup until you have successfully restored from it. Until then, it is just a very expensive file upload called 'Schrödinger's Data'.

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

It is deeply suspicious that he felt the need to say this.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Lmfaooooo

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Parents raising children with disabilities should actually be tax exempted, they go through a lot.

[Allano🍉 @Web3flux]

I was at this location when the Boda alipasuka kichwa into two pieces and he was the one on the wrong trying to overlap. Boda Boda riders who did this should face the law. This behaviour of burning people’s vehicles is being normalized when we have laws to solve such matters.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

the L in Ryanair stands for luxury

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

The moment I sense the smallest hint of madness I run very fast

[Junior Mechanic @Murakariuki]

Nilikwambia. Cameras will show you who's the violent, uncouth, shameless, morally rotten gender.

But you have to have your eyes open, and ears trained.

[News from Google @NewsFromGoogle]

Joint Statement: Apple and Google have entered into a multi-year collaboration under which the next generation of Apple Foundation Models will be based on Google's Gemini models and cloud technology. These models will help power future Apple Intelligence features, including a more personalized Siri coming this year.

After careful evaluation, Apple determined that Google's Al technology provides the most capable foundation for Apple Foundation Models and is excited about the innovative new experiences it will unlock for Apple users. Apple Intelligence will continue to run on Apple devices and Private Cloud Compute, while maintaining Apple's industry-leading privacy standards.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off