lily

this is holy scripture and i am your messiah❤️

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Going down on a woman...well, it’s a complex art. The vagina, it’s got two parts: middle and edges. Me, I usually aim for the middle. Maybe if you want to mix it up, go for the edges. Either way they can’t feel it

[Dilan Esper @dilanesper]

Good tweet, but let's be clear here-- "what is the policy goal here?" is something the Right should have been asking FOR YEARS as their movement slipped farther and farther into performative Rush Limbaugh "own the libs" politics.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

once i make it big im buying a winrar license for everybody

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

I want to be her in 20 years so bad you have no idea

[Byzantine Barbie @ByzantineBarbie]

The final boss of mother in law facebook

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

@inherentvibes Me too. I just came to this conclusion pretty recently tbh. I hung on tight. She gotta stop talking about dick and pussy for a while

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

Just wrapped a present myself and I’m pretty sure I have a learning disability

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

One of my missions here on earth is to leave everyone I touch a little more paranoid than they were before

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

@LotionOf Literally

[eden @museofdreams13]

just now finding out from breaking news that the horrifying storm i drove through to get ice cream yesterday was actually a tornado..

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

I’m upsessed with this video

[missouri_javion @missouri_boy]

Gays that are on prep . But still wear condoms

[ChasinDeadFaces @BA5HELPWICKK]

Once I nut i notice everything

bitch where yo closet door ???

[Brendon Nerenberg @Brendonon31]

dawg😭😭

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

The way I was about to tweet the exact same thing when I read the original tweet before the quote lmfaoooo

[i dont have a name @de4dname]

arca album covers

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

its always two smart bitches telling each other "not exactly ☝️🤓"

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

They got a bunch of gay people gagging over a McDonald’s commercial Sophie you will always be fucking famous

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

‘MSMSMSM’ by SOPHIE appears in a new ad by mcdonald’s

the brand also used her song ‘LEMONADE’ back in 2015

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

my boyfriend is not cheating on me in miami he just has a learning disability

[jake @huntichon]

Wtf a car just drove past my house.

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Muslim stripper named shawty arabia

[lily @BIMBOMETA]

Sometimes the hoes just need to be scared and that’s okay 🤷‍♀️