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actually, fun fact about that, uh, whatchamacallit
(white, irish, enby trans woman, she/her pronouns)
27!

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guys lets be real here: bea santello would vape

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@uncanny_eli its like posting "there are no t-girls with DDs" and expecting zero mirror selfie qrts

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dude we will have to skip the pottersville parts because that shit is extremely copyrighted

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dude lets watch some public domain movies tonight

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dude i called my lawyers and we can watch most of its a wonderful life its gonna be lit

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ah obvious one i missed: the wonder (2022). cant tell if the piano (1993) counts, prob need to rewatch

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open to suggestions

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basically the film qualifies if it has
* period piece
* handheld shot from the back of someone walking through bleak landscape
* person sitting down staring at camera for more than five seconds
* little to no diagetic music
* depressed women
* gray

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average bambara lyrics:
i head down the old mineshaft road
girl in the backseat is gender goals
nights like this
got me thinking
"i could karate chop a man right in fuckin' half"
(yeh)

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guys about as phony as a five dollar bill. meaning he's real, of course. very real

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had a dream about a literary novel where a reviews footnotes said a plotpoint where the hidden name of god was written down on a colt dragoon was the wrong model of gun, and also included a youtube link to a teto song featured in the novel, and now im mad i cant read it

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guys in backwards caps in 2002 calling me a faggot were always watching lancelot du lac. id see them on the steps of the high school reading chants du malador

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nicole dollanganger's latest "the gipper" is jg ballard meets lana del rey as the eccentric pop singer sexualizes 40th president of the united states ronald reagan

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(*to the tune of bjork's joga*) my nostrils are in a state of inflammation... how sniffly... to be...

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(*guy in an action movie about to execute a shop assistant in a badass way*) if you got time to lean... you got time to *bleed*...

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philosophy is an incredible field cuz one guy can make an ok pun and to this day we're still talking about hauntology

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(slamming my fists on the interrogation table in order to psych out god) "now listen here punk, you might think six days making the earth was a long time, but let me tell you, ten years in county is a hell of a lot longer, and you don't get sundays off"