Sage 🍒

let’s see paul allen’s problematic age gap pseudo-incestuous yaoi

minors dni!

[Chris Hansen @chrishansen]

Robert Pattinson…have a seat with me!

[🄺itty Cat @Titsbahaha]

I actually find the abortion scenarios with dansen really funny like yes come in your decoy then get pissy and pay for an abortion just to not use protection AGAIN and still get annoyed

[dan plum shady facts @imlikeseesaww]

“mom im gay” ok
“mom im lesbian” ok
“mom im transgender” ok
“mom im nonbinary” ok
“mom i hate primetime”

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@nerdsrope3 always happy to serve in these trying times🫡 god bless dansen nation!

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

here's the full dansen period sex fic! head's up: cunt/clit/vulva are used to refer to dan's genitals.

CWs: extremely dub con, blood kink, virginity kink, breeding kink, praise kink, daddy kink, creampies. wet and messy as per usual! this is, like, rly gross. enjoy!! ☺️

1/3

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@v1ct1m11 i had sm fun w the characterization in this one! Dan POV is fun too but something abt cracking open Chris’ dark and twisted mind is just soooo satisfying. i love making him as gross as possible.

thank you for reading and enjoying :D

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@stagheadblues ahhhh yes he must allow further trauma to befall him or it will happen to an innocent child instead and it will be All His Fault …if he doesn’t answer right now he is on the side of the evil….this is so good 😩

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@myutmostdelight holy shit holy shit this is fucking delicious. the shame on his little face,, pass the controller Mr. Hansen, i am going to eat that pee-stained boy 😩

[🧃 luvs bryan @myutmostdelight]

first #dansen doodle…. you can’t see but danny has a little star patch on his sash :)

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@stagheadblues “the little dan inside him is begging to just watch cartoons and not be wounded in this deep, horrible way again” jesus fucking christ oh my shayla

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@myutmostdelight oh my goddd if ur comfortable w it i would LOVE to see it when it’s done 😭 god bless dansen nation for being so peemaxxed, what a community 🙏

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@myutmostdelight ahhh i am honored to have inspired more pee content! is it gonna be dansen? 👀 i’m plotting a second pee fic as we speak bc i need chris to piss on dan too, but in a domineering territorial way 😌💅 i am too pisskinked for my own good smh

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@myutmostdelight she’s only here for like two seconds but i had sm fun writing andie! like please boss around and patronize ur pathetic brother husband, it’s what his gross ass deserves. gotta write more of her!

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@rickorty67 it me 😈

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

this is so corny but,,,omegaverse variant where there are ultra rare omegas who develop hybrid animal traits when they present, so when Dan goes into his first heat he grows cat ears and a tail and Alpha Chris goes fucking feral w the primal instinct to breed that catboy

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@rickorty67 it is a long way away but it is in the works 👀 i fear i am finishing a second piss fic first before i work on it in earnest tho 💀

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@danny_plums ahhh ty for being down w this filth 😩❤️ chris is the most disgusting man alive, he needs to be put down and he needs to non con creampie that poor boy forever and ever 😌💅

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@danny_plums @d3coyangel @juliczka_1 i am now legally obligated to use at least one superstar per fic bc it’s just soooo hot. thank you for enlightening me 😩🙏

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@d3coyangel @juliczka_1 was introduced to superstar as a pet name by @danny_plums’ fics and it legit changed my dansen brain chemistry 🙂‍↕️

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@vicyyykz pleased to be of service!! 🫡

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@Tboy_WillGraham i love you tooooo 🥹❤️

[Sage 🍒 @binary__sunrise]

@GRXPEJUICEE whole time i was writing this i was like,, actively repulsed by how disgusting he is and yet asking myself,,, how i can I make him Even Worse 

[what is merch site (director's cut) @housofpsycwmn]

dan's little boy montage... #primetime