Mike Buchholz

rollercoaster maniac and green bay packer enthusiast.

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

I lost my job yesterday.

Rent was due.
No backup plan.

Then I remembered I still had Claude.

Asked it:

“Analyze every top Polymarket wallet from the last 90 days and build me something”

$25 → $4,237 in one night.

It scanned 10,000 wallets.
Cross-referenced win rates, sizing, timing.

Found 7 traders whose edge wasn’t luck.

Then built an autonomous agent.

Not a script.
Not an if-then bot.

An agent that reads live news,
maps it to markets,

detects mispricing,
and exploits arbitrage across outcomes.

Sizes every position using Kelly.

I deployed it at 11:47PM.
Closed the laptop.
Woke up to:

$25 → $4,237

94 trades while I slept.

No input.
No hesitation.
No second-guessing.

That’s the game.
Information asymmetry at machine speed.
Wall Street pays millions for this.

I pay $20/month.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'AutoPilot'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@marryevan999 AutoPilot

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@Kinger112611 Quay far too often looked like AJ Hawk today and was waiting for the runner to run past him. Linebackers weren’t attacking the gaps enough today.

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@parasitedetox Deworm

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@PackersNotes They cut the second kicker and signed another receiver to the 53 the other day. Though Jayden Reed should be back very soon too.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

If Jameis Winston throws and INT this Sunday, I will give away a Legends Football to someone that likes and retweets this.

May the odds be in your favor.

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

🧀 Micah Parsons won’t complain about it…but someone has to!

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Taking a moment to appreciate one of the best logos in sports.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

This is so powerful…

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@TonyClarkCP @cedarpoint back for first time since 2018 - sorry didn’t bring any kringle or spotted cow from WI 😆

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@RadioGenoa Seed oils

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@raue3 @PackersNotes Reminds me a lot of reading Mike Woods similar style in the Post Crescent after a game back in the 90s.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Just now: Oprah says that if Trump wins, "it is entirely possible that we will never have the opportunity to cast a ballot again"

Friendly reminder that no one voted to make Kamala Harris the democrat party's nominee. Every accusation is a confession.

[Mike Buchholz @binarygiraffe]

@Methodical65 @colin_myers42 @PrezLives2022 So why does the Fed Govt sue Texas when they try to secure the border, keep cutting razor wire, and weld border gates open then?

[Kings Island @KingsIslandPR]

#OTD 45 years ago, The Beast was named! 🎢

"It accurately conveys the image of the awesome physical characteristics of the coaster and its unique use of the rugged, wood, previously raw and undeveloped forest," said Bill Price, General Manager of #KingsIsland in 1979.

[X-ray @XrayFactor]

@libsoftiktok @uwoshkosh Nothing says "belonging" like exclusion, right @uwoshkosh?

[Zach Kruse @zachkruse2]

Between Weeks 9-12, #Packers QB Jordan Love is...
2nd in EPA/play
7th in success rate
6th in yards per attempt
5th in adj. completion %
7th in CPOE
3rd in TD passes
4th in passer rating
7th in air yards
5th in PFF passing grade
3rd in big time throws
3rd in completions 20+

[Ross Uglem @RossUglem]

In the four games since the Rasul Douglas trade, #Packers rookie CB Carrington Valentine ranks (min. 100 snaps) 17th in the NFL in @PFF coverage grade.

His 52.3 passer rating-against is third league-wide.

39.1 comp % allowed is 2nd in the NFL to just Jalen Ramsey.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Tucker Carlson Reporting On How The Deep State/ CIA Fabricated A Crime, Then Replaced The Most Popular President In History (at the time) With “An Obedient Of The Federal Agencies”… Sound Familiar?

“Richard Nixon. Yet somehow without a single vote being cast by a single American voter, Richard Nixon was kicked out of office and replaced by the only unelected president in American history. So we went for the most popular president to a president nobody voted for. Wait a minute, you may ask.

Why didn't I know that? Wasn't Richard Nixon a criminal? Wasn't he despised by all decent people? No. He wasn't.

In fact, if any president could claim to be the people's choice, it was Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon was reelected in 1972 by the largest margin of the popular vote ever recorded before or since. Nixon got 17,000,000 more votes than his opponent. Less than 2 years later, he was gone. He was forced to resign.

And in his place, an obedient of the federal agencies called Gerald Ford, took over the White House. How did that happen? Well, it's a long story, but here are the highlights, and they tell you a lot. Richard Nixon believed that elements in the federal bureaucracy were working to undermine the American system of government and had been doing that for a long time. He often said that.

He was absolutely right. On June 23, 1972, Nixon met with the then CIA director Richard Helms at the White House. During the conversation, which thankfully was tape recorded, Nixon suggested he knew, quote, who shot John, meaning president John f Kennedy. Nixon further implied that the CIA was directly involved in Kennedy's assassination, which we now know it was. Helms' telling response, total silence.

But for Nixon, it didn't matter because it was already over. 4 days before on June 19th, the Washington Post had published the first of many stories about a break in at the Watergate office building. Unbeknownst to Nixon and unreported by the Washington Post, 4 of the 5 burglars worked for the CIA. The first of many dishonest Watergate stories, was written by a 29 year old metro reporter called Bob Woodward. Who exactly was Bob Woodward?

Well, he wasn't a journalist. Bob Woodward had no background whatsoever in the news business. Instead, Bob Woodward came directly from declassified areas of the federal government. Shortly before Watergate, Woodward was a naval officer at the Pentagon, paid a top secret clearance. He worked regularly with the intel agencies.

At times, Woodward was even detailed to the Nixon White House where he interacted with Richard Nixon's top aids. Soon after leaving the Navy for reasons that have never been clear, Woodward was hired by the most powerful news outlet in Washington and assigned the biggest story in the country. And just to make it crystal clear what was actually happening, Woodward's main source for his Watergate series was the deputy director of the FBI, Mark Felt. And Mark Felt ran, and we're not making this up, the FBI's COINTELPRO program, which was designed to secretly discredit political actors the federal agencies wanted to destroy, people like Richard Nixon. And at the same time, those same agencies were also working to take down Nixon's elected vice president Spiro Agnew.

In the fall of 1973, Agnew was indicted for tax evasion and forced to resign. His replacement was a colorless congressman from Grand Rapids called Gerald Ford. What was Ford's qualification for the job? Well, he had served on the Warren Commission, which absolved the CIA of responsibility for president Kennedy's murder. Nixon strong armed into accepting Gerald Ford by Democrats in Congress.

Quote, we gave Nixon no choice but Ford, speaker of the house Carl Albert later boasted. 8 months later, Gerald Ford of the Warren Commission was the president of the United States. See how that works? So those are the facts. Not speculation.

All of that actually happened.”

I can’t transcribe it all due to X’s text limits!

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

All J6 Prisoners should be released . These tape clearly show it was an inside job to trap Trump supporters.

What a fcking Travesty of Justice.