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26 | Richmond | unbelievable

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

the statute of limitations is up and now i’m nobody’s ex. in the same vein i’m also a virgin

[anarcho-deontologist @Anarcho_Cyclist]

Americans wholeheartedly embrace surveillance and policing if you claim it's fighting "addiction" because we were indoctrinated by propaganda for the wasteful, disastrous drug war.

[Braden @bradenbecker]

If you say “chat” to refer to ChatGPT and not your imaginary twitch stream chat, you’re a fucking loser lol

[Raiden Ei Strap Game @yuritardedasl]

i really want a gf but im kind of a horrible person so instead i allow myself to fantasize about women for 20 minutes a day and then i go about my business

[mei ⚢ @yuri_dreams]

one day id like to go on an aquarium date like the yuri stories foretold

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

It's nice for Brian Thompson's family to wish for Luigi Mangione to go free

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

“Boobs, or ass?” I prefer a woman’s gestalt.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

you gotta be on estrogen for at least 1 year to play in the WNBA let’s get him the highest injection dose and some progesterone let’s get him some titties

[brian ♀ @prerecessiongrl]

switching up on my day ones (messaging them again after having ignored them for several years)

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Could God create a BI dashboard so packed with data-driven actionable insights that even He could not schedule a meeting to touch base on improvements?

[azka @artyfiber]

"are you a boy or a girl" what if we make out and see whether you feel gay or straight

[laure⚢🧡🤍🩷 @laurmichap]

when a man says “I’m a lesbian too”

[shﾑn @sunetzz_]

sex is cool but can u stick around and not give up on me

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething

[أسنان @teethforsale]

Actually I’m not avoidant and traumatized I’m just aloof and mysterious

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

big emotional regulation and big dialectical behavioral therapy don’t want you to know this but sometimes the closure IS in that drunk text

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

richmond

[Overwatch Anonymous @OWAnonymous_]

They should remove every hero from the game because they all counter me because im not good at the game.