who?

pretty; pretty insane

[Pathetically Normal @Fredzipfel]

One of the most valuable social skills is convincingly characterizing a vice as a virtue

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

Sometimes I go to the zoo and sit in the primate house and teach them about dynamite.

[tripping.eth @notpubes]

@YallLuvCris The backstory:

[nya 🐀🔌 @nyapilld]

@boygrrI sativa fans wehn the goblin appears

[GamerGate @LousyEditor]

@Elektr0G @JazzyNotJizzy @JakTunes69 @insultsrare Sure Charlie Chaplin was a monster.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

More of life's big questions should be answered by peeing on a stick

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Took gatekeeping to a new level lmao

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

id be so good at social interactions if i shut up like 6 sentences before i actually do

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

In my marsupial era, unabashedly wearing a fanny pack everywhere I go

[the women in manets paintings @kwonalonzo]

@SketchesbyBoze she was on her james cameron shit okay

[aj @_ajjiaa]

@megantheevalium @fabiodondada Heroine chic

[tori @doritenholm]

Why do we bash “homewreckers” for breaking up a marriage but we never question if the wife and infant child had bad vibes?

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

my god

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

did u know that james cameron was at the bottom of the ocean looking at the titanic when 9/11 happened. it’s true. when he came back up he stepped out of the submersible and his assistant somberly approached him and said “sir. 9/11 happened”

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this tweet was insane