bingle dong

hey im dad.

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I dont have to have staff meals anymore because they made my job redundant and fired me or sumn. Bcuz the ecomony.

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Working in a kitchen is like hell and torture but then you get to have a free staff meal that tastes like school lunch food

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Working in a kitchen is like hell and torture but then you get to have a free staff meal that tastes like school lunch food

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This cone tastes like reading the terms and conditions.

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Fartarse

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I have an oral fixation so i think id be good at sucking dick.

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Purged myself of sin. Still a fag tho.

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I love having someone that actually makes me excited to live. Like yay! I feel like a person again because of you!

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Ok..... that was pwetty fwicking epic..

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@FroggyKing5 Horrible. If it makes you feel any better one time i did this. All the best 🫡🫡🫡

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@FroggyKing5 Realizing my brother was smoking crack when he staying up till 4am working on his car lololol

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How it been recently

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I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!! AAAHHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today is a reminder that while life can be good!! There still will be bad days!!! And i need to accept what happens, learn from it, and appreciate the experience!!! I have to tell myself these things because it is so much easier to just hate myself but that gets me nowhere!!!!!!!

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I SPENT 24 HOURS WITH HIM CHALLENGE (WE DID COLOURING PAGES) (I HAVE NOT SLEPT)

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POSITIVE AFFIRMATION: every social interaction i am in i will be hated for and killed 1 million timez

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Holy shit i can feel my brain has changed drastically in the last week. Life just being overly nice to me now to make up for the hell from last year.

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My car got jealous that i was looking at another car so she flicked a check engine light :(

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So i might be buying a van tmmrw and im gonna try live in it cuz i dont want a real job and id rather run away and make music. Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!

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So i might be buying a van tmmrw and im gonna try live in it cuz i dont want a real job and id rather run away and make music. Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Yknow what. Top 3 things:

1. Cat
2. Cheesecake
3. Music

Life is worth living