Dr. Acula

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Babe I’m sorry I have to go everyone’s on discord vc

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Just got served the worst lunch at ihop. Snails mud and metal shavings from a cnc machine

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As soon as I bench 1 rep of 225 I’m gonna stand up and turn into dust like this

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Hello are you

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My dick just fell off the bone like a really well cooked tomahawk steak

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The F in Lexus F sport stands for fucking

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Normalize jacking off in class

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Dio and Pucchi were definitely doing weird shit right?

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Doctor said I have something called two more? Idk let me know what that is

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If I was a family guy writer I would make a bit where Peter says “this is worse than the time my headphones got tangled” and it cuts to Peter being baby driver before the chase scene and he has to untangle his earbuds before he can play his music causing everyone to get caught

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You ain’t nothing but a broke goy goy goy goy

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*in the barber’s chair*
Go easy on me man it’s my first time

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Who the hell is ishowsteve

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They didn’t have cars in 2011

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Last month I workd 999200000000 hours

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Wrong my car is a stallion who angers at the thought of being kept inside for too long and who enjoys stretching it’s legs on the freeway at 110

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It’s funny when someone feels affectionate towards their car. Your car is in agony every second you drive it. You are its satan

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Resident weevil: awwwwwe look at him

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I’m only 17 and I fucking airplane

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Crabs be like u used to call me on my shell phone

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You’ll understand when you turn 25