Micke Larsson

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

RTs ≠ endorphins

#BLM

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

AP wrote a riddle for you because it can’t say “Israel killed a Palestinian mother” in the headline - you need to make your own conclusion instead

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

AI-generated sad girl with piano performs the text of the MIT License

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

israel has killed more aid workers in the tiny gaza strip than have died in all of the countries in the rest of the world combined in any of the last 30 years

[Micke Larsson @binxbolling]

@AlnaouqA Why is this okay by you, @SenWarren and @SenMarkey? You just have no red lines for Israel, huh?

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[Jerusalem]

MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb

SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus

MARY: What's Upjesus?

JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

A far worse slogan than “to protect and serve” but a far more honest one.

[Daniel Trubman @dmtrubman]

The way some young dudes destroy their lives to buy toy trucks is truly heartbreaking.

In an update we find out the dude is paying $1,966 for 72 months (at 14%) for this $95 THOUSAND truck.

Would have been better off getting hooked on sports betting!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

my kids know me as this ape. i met my wife when i WAS this ape.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

Her ‘Pelosi’ is scary good

[Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak]

Counterpoint: a dad telling his daughter — one of the greatest college basketball players in history — to “shut up” on national television is bad.

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

Read this headline and then read it again.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Can't express how much they shat the bed by pretending Kate is secretly into photo-editing software. Fatal. Insane. Nothing less believable than a royal having a computer hobby. It's 95% of monarchy's appeal: you know these freaks have never learned a password in their lives.

[Micke Larsson @binxbolling]

The Lovely Bones for me since it was trash trash trash

[anna @moonbeeaam]

people talk a lot about throwing books across the room. i have never done that. does anyone really, genuinely do that?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Students at the University of Texas ask a Lockheed stooge some tough questions

[Tadhg Fleming @tadhgfleming_]

Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️

[David Ho @_david_ho_]

Literally this.