Raura ✨🍍

| Thotcestor | Responsibly Haram | Completely Halal |

[Raura ✨🍍 @bipobeau]

Them: you look 12
Me: Yes. Out of 10

(flips dreads)

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

You were saying...

[Big Diesel. @manmahuro]

No such thing as flushable wipes . you will cry proper tears.

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

“you once cared for me, you’ve changed”

Omo everything changed when the fire nation attacked o

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

The Most Jewish Man In The World

VC: abandonedmovies

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I quit smoking weed and I’m a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy, now they piss me off

[GTV Ghana @GTV_Ghana]

Soccer no be amapiano oh

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Shawty was throwin it back for 2 mins talkin bout "you good?"

shawty we need to go to cvs

[Frank Magana @FrankMagana15]

He’s pulling off the thong Asap Rocky was wearing on stage last night

[Yakov Gourevits 🇩🇪 @solr22]

@aelfred_D Absolute peak.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Man do I miss when the onion was good

[Big Daddy Be @BE_speakin]

I will spend the rest of my days trying free women from white toenail polish. Not that’s it’s actually ugly on all feet it’s just very inauthentic and I cannot forget the bar in rap that made every spineless girl decide that’s her favorite toe polish 🥴🤞🏿

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I miss Succession so much I choose to pretend every movie with Jeremy Strong is just Kendall’s newest business venture

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂

[Rivers FOMO @_lildubois]

Goldlink in a one sided beef with a dead rapper… and losing

[lei ᥫ᭡ @mjzangel]

DONT PLAY

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

the world’s first male lesbian

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[Anakin @avric_]

Moshi ya Durban imepatana na heavy thoughts

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

once i was with a stud who said she was saving the strap for marriage