mandy

designated bipolar bitch by past significant others and self designated super cool person. probably playing osrs or hearthstone or both at the same time

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[mandy @bipolarbitchbox]

i love how the headline measures the snakes in pounds. imagine 8000 pounds of snake

[river 🪽 @terriverpin]

The security at a concert checked my bag and said “fidget city in here!”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[eri @missingerika]

podemos normalizar tener pelo de gato por toda la ropa, gracias

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[jaxonloid @jaxonloid]

Why does nobody question the fact that bugs can just walk on walls. How can they do that.