Birundu obino

A man walks into a bar... (all opinions are my own, unless others stated)

[Peaches 🍑💜 @PeacheswuzHere]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[Birundu obino @bir_obi]

@acidnegroe Lack of situational awareness

[stevemur @stevemur]

I love the bit where at each airport it’s one of the 8 possible combinations, but you don’t know which, and they get exasperated when you ask

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

PhD starts with curiosity and ends with very strong opinions about one paragraph in someone else’s paper.

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I am convinced that CAPTCHAs are no longer checking if I am human, they are just using my free labor to train self-driving cars to identify blurry traffic lights.

[~☆ @RABobsessed]

This tweet is to remind you that PV=nRT (only for ideal gases)

[Valtoré⚕️ @Valtorewrites]

Being a Medical student is seeing the most traumatic thing you've ever seen in your life and then casually having lunch

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"i saw you talking to yourself." yeah, i was asking an expert for advice.

[Birundu obino @bir_obi]

@CKyobutungi Or don't have gates to start with 🙏

[Dr. Catherine Kyobutungi Muzukulu wa Bityo @CKyobutungi]

I want to live in a country where universities don't launch gates 🙏

[mashida jones @Kamzy___]

They probably thought everyone was going out for lunch

[karen still says @andrews58753]

Good morning and happy Thursday 😊

[mads @knittedmugs]

Doing a PhD is weird like u just get a desk and it’s like. ok now write

[Ulugbek S. Kamilov @prof_kamilov]

I learned German as a student to communicate with people in Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. They learned English to prevent that.

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

The war against iced coffee isn’t a real fight, just don’t do it.

What we need to band together to ban is cover letters. Down with cover letters!!

[i am @_reamus]

I really wish there was more we could do as individuals and nation for the people of Sudan.
The RSF are so heinous, women hang themselves to avoid ever seeing them. Those animals are abusing and murdering women and you girls.
I saw a video of them whipping and shooting KIDS. Whole planet has truly lost the plot.
Give us that asteroid already.

[honestly. 🧍🏽‍♀️ @dxbbiie]

Petition to make sticky notes stickier

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You actually NEVER hit a 100% completion rate with laundry.