After being made a Knight, Billy Connolly wrote to Eric Idle:
“Dear Eric, As you rightly observed, I was knighted this morning, and, in my new position as Knight of the Realm, I have decided that I will no longer squander my good time by hanging out with scruff like you. So you can fuck off.”
Eric responded on Twitter:
“Sir Billy sent me a personal message to fuck off now he is a Knight. Very honored to accept.”
Love and respect always go hand in hand.
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I’m confused & at odds with this world.
Maybe we have to stop singing ‘Happy Birthday’ because it could upset all the people who don’t have a birthday on that day?
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#NonSpecificBirthdayLanguage
@Tesco please explain how a 30 pack of 22 litre bags are 25p more than 30 of their 50 litre partners? Every little isn't really helping to reduce plastic waste here is it?
Just finished my shift in ICU:
Hands are sore from multiple washes (the process of doffing PPE involves 5-6 hand washes each time) - my face is sore & lined from the mask but am working with a fab well organised team& so I can still honestly say
I ❤️my job
Do you have any tips on riding in the autumn, or have you had an experience you'd like to share?
Head of riding and driving standards, @RichGladmanIAM, has put together some tips to help keep you safe when you're riding your motorbike this autumn.
https://t.co/PMeor1Our9
@richardosman Worked for Mars '80-'82 & they drilled us grocery reps to put Twix Twin in sweets & checkouts with Twix multipack in biscuit section. Kit Kat did same with 4 finger & 6 pack twin. It was confectionery war!
George H.W. Bush’s service dog Sully lying in front of the 41st presidents casket.
The former president passed away Friday at 94.
We don’t deserve dogs 😭♥️