Ian Birbeck

[northern monkey @stephaniemain2]

Very clever

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.

[The_Grumbler 🏏 @The_Grumbler]

There are Mince Pies in my local supermarket. Before the cricket season is over

Another issue the ECB have utterly failed to deal with

[Ian Birbeck @birbecki]

@80s_Kidz The test match with Mr Waite at lunchtime. Happy memories.

[Chris Quilietti @ChrisQ_1]

One of my shoes got stuck in the security scanner at Edinburgh Airport and when I asked about it the man said "calm down Cinderella we'll get your shoe back"

[BBC Bristol @BBCBristol]

Did you know Baldrick is a Robins fan? 🔴⚪️

He's got some cracking advice for @BristolCity ahead of the Championship play-offs v Sheffield United at @ashtongatestad.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

I see Starmer has cut the number of days in February from the 29 we had last year under the Conservatives to 28 this year.
How are we going to achieve growth when he’s surrendered to the militant unions once again and giving our lazy workers a day off?

[BCFC History @BCFC_History]

Welcome back… Jacki Dziekanowski ❤️

[Gray-Nicolls @graynics]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How many hours you worked
- How busy you were

People will remember:
- Your batting average of 8.7
- The blinder you took at mid-off in 2015
- Your constant desire to block the hell out of it

[Ian Birbeck @birbecki]

@AnnieChave @DevonCricket Terrible news. We got such a warm welcome on tour a few years back with Littlehampton

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

I mean, Time Team wasn't great but this seems like an overreaction

[Ali Martin @Cricket_Ali]

Congrats to Ashley Giles

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

BREAKING- President Biden calls Rodney Trotter "Dave" in latest gaffe

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

😂😂😂

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

🚨 BREAKING: Crisis-stricken Palace turn to familiar face

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

It was 8 minutes past midnight before VAR confirmed that it is, indeed, 2024.

[Alan Cleaver @thelonningsguy]

Take care people. The Blackpool Tower fire has spread to a drystone wall in Cumbria 😉