gabriel

fast. very fast.

[gabriel @birbgird]

@DEADMOCKS I found out you can change your name anytime, can’t wait to change it again

[gabriel @birbgird]

Called it 😎

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘HURRY UP TOMORROW’ debuts with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

Read our review: https://t.co/FZJTJ9qOz3

[gabriel @birbgird]

Social media demands a surface level expertise of everything and actual expertise in nothing - ‘I’ve never seen American psycho but I can give many reasons, told to me by strangers online, for why people who do like it are bad vibes’

Its anti-intellectual, moralistic shite

[gabriel @birbgird]

The idea that your morality is somehow linked to the media you consume/enjoy is utterly braindead and also everywhere this generation. Everything has to be surface level and explicit to avoid some potential dumb fuck on tiktok misinterpreting and mischaracterising obvious themes

[gabriel @birbgird]

Like yeah I’m sure reading Lolita means you’re/turns you into a paedophile, what insightful commentary on a book you clearly haven’t read.

What boring fucking books are they reading instead if they’re completely averse to challenging and controversial characters?

[gabriel @birbgird]

Think of the garden parties the journalists that don’t dare criticise that government (which’ll be all of them) will get to go to ☺️✨

[gabriel @birbgird]

Who’d have thought doing 180s on all your promises, squeezing even more out of working ppl, shifting the values and attitudes of your party to the right and incessantly trying to appeal to right wing and centrist ‘grown ups’ would just cause ppl to turn to right wing parties 🤯

[Eleanora (Stats for Lefties) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING | Labour fall to distant THIRD place

🔵 CON 26% (+1)
🟣 REF 25% (+1)
🔴 LAB 21% (-3)
🟠 LD 13% (+1)
🟢 GRN 7% (-3)

Via @Moreincommon_ , 30-31 Mar (+/- vs 24 Mar)

[gabriel @birbgird]

It’s British media’s wet dream, Labour gets to be the fall guy for forever-unpopular-w/-public Tory policies thus making way for an unabashedly fascist tory-reform coalition wherein the media will be a LOT less forgiving to a labour party re-build than they have been to tories

[gabriel @birbgird]

@DEADMOCKS Chrome bellend pokin thru

[gabriel @birbgird]

Ants From Down There (2022)

[Nicole St. Denis @nicosttweets]

My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates.

The address:

[gabriel @birbgird]

@DEADMOCKS Ravenous pussy eating?

[gabriel @birbgird]

Day ruined and it’s only 2 hours into it

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Bong Joon Ho’s ‘MICKEY 17’ has been delayed indefinitely.

[gabriel @birbgird]

@Moxdied Mine is to piss in your hands, free

[gabriel @birbgird]

Think my New Year’s resolution will be to start pulling my pants all the way down to my ankles when I’m at urinals

[gabriel @birbgird]

@OGaddMMA It does look great tbf

[gabriel @birbgird]

Mm ok, hope the watermark is only there for this shot and not the whole film but either way I trust Eggers

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Robert Eggers’ ‘NOSFERATU’.

Starring Lily Rose-Depp, Bill Skarsgård, Nicholas Hoult, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Willem Dafoe.

(Source: https://t.co/XTnJWdViyQ)

[Becky Anderson @BeckyCNN]

More children killed in Gaza than in global conflicts annually over past 4 years, Save the Children says https://t.co/UjoODihO7d

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

God this footage from Al Jazeera as people search through the rubble for survivors in Gaza City's Yarmouk neighbourhood. Truly apocalyptic.