Birch

The fourth branch of government, and the fifty-first state

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@PoliticsJOE_UK This AI generated script is worse than the Wonka one.

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@sniffpetrol DVLA check of the reg comes back as a LR.

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@mikeystrac @Mike34775 @fesshole Which it needs to do because of the number of yoofs spending all day riding buses and causing trouble. From what I’ve heard, school days will still be covered, under 12s with an adult at all times, 12-16 until a curfew in max group size (2-3), 16-18 anytime if on own, >18 as is.

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@katiesixpence @Mike34775 @fesshole Bloody hell! In Edinburgh it only costs an adult £650 a year for unlimited travel on buses and trams. Buses have never been more than £2 a trip without it either. And we have one of the best bus companies in the country.

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@Timmy_lew @FD_Tweets You spelt pollution wrong.

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@BatCavePhil @Joey7Barton He’s was hardly the Bartonator when he shit himself in Scotland.

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@Joey7Barton The far-left 😂😂

Who knew that everyone who isn’t a professional cunt is suddenly “far-left”.

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@WColquhoun22 @ordinarybhoy65 @IAmPedroC Coming from someone with the Pope as their profile pic. Bigot brothers, arm-in-arm forever.

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@BoyceRab There’s a lot of things that are lost on you…

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@BoyceRab I know of hundreds of people, of dozens of clubs, that over the years that won’t go or won’t take family to games against the OF, yet they’ll turn out for every other team in the league.

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@BoyceRab You’re either so blinkered or thick you can’t see the logic of the point I’m making. We don’t need you two. If you both fucked off we’d have a hugely competitive league with much better attendances, and none of your sectarian shite. Fans stay away because of your shite.

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@BoyceRab @IAmPedroC All sold out between each other, but no team sells out when the bigots come to town. Hibs v Hearts draws a bigger crowd than vs the bigots. St Mirren Killie drew a bigger crowd than St Mirren Bigots. We don’t need you. But without us you two are fucked.

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@BoyceRab @IAmPedroC I’ve said it for decades, but the Old Firm needs the rest of Scottish football far more than Scottish football needs them.
A home game against an old firm team is an active deterrent to going to watch for a lot of people - attendance figures have proven this year in year out.

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@pieandbov £1 says Willie Collum is the ref for the Rangers match at Easter Road. Another £1 says he’ll make it up to them by at least one penalty and red card. Another £1 says he’ll deliberately ignore a blatant penalty/foul/offside in their favour.

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@lennygodber1 @fesshole Frankie & Bennies would have been too exciting.

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@buildren @EvidentlyDan @anon_opin It’s people who use cars as white goods, are addicted to the convenience of getting from A to B as quickly as possible, but also see the process of driving as an inconvenience.

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@EvidentlyDan @anon_opin A Volvo.