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@PaulTempleman6 He has weird stubby little dolphin feet

I KNOW DOLPHINS DON'T HAVE FEET I was saying his feet are shaped like dolphins OH MY GODD

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@JasonKPargin I felt the same about The Substance

Like, it was good. It was fine. Well styled, artistic.

But hey it was just Some Film ok? It’s just Some Movie I Watched Last Friday

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@Art444Star Probably because y’all spend forever perfecting your idealised little internet personas to project your perfect idealised self to the world.

Get off the god damn internet and go be imperfect for a while.

Stop trying to sound like everything should be a monologue. Christ.

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@hecubian_devil Fairly sure the red line after Covid is shaped like the NFT trend

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@cptspatchcock @esjesjesj I didn’t think the leopards would make fewer games for *my* platform

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@JacquesTub @derrekjthompson @TherealMLZ @mattyglesias No they understand. Hate is a really powerful motivator.

Bringing up an entire generation taught to hate probably isn’t a great idea though. Good luck with that.

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@DreBob0 @esjesjesj Bros literally defending Twitter like they don’t understand that lowest denominator brain dead media performs the best.

It’s an interactive Fox News. Except stupider somehow.

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@DreBob0 @esjesjesj Twitter is a hellscape now. Ads for crap. Influencers talking crap. Crypto scams. Bots. Just an aggravating antisocial pit of filth.

It’s still entertaining, but most car crashes are in a grim sort of way.

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@ThomasEver71065 @JustesforHarris @duskurtzz @classichusband “It only ate part of his brain”

Weird flex

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@LauraRbnsn That's terribly unrepresentative of the conservative men.

They're actually actively trying to make it happen

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@PrinceVogel

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@BobbyPeru24 @betty_nft Narrator: they’re not good people

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@twinkdefcon Department of transport clearly needs to be operated by a sentient car

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@chloespalmtrees Like someone gave an M&M a lobotomy

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@kaseyklimes @JackDunc1 “I worry that gen z will take my job when I’m older”

*gen z fails to understand how file explorers work and cannot spend five minutes offline*

“Actually I’m fine”

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@JackDunc1 I feel genuinely slightly lonely all the way down there

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@Srirachachau All of it in 240p tho and you had to spend an entire morning downloading it

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@Srirachachau Yes but there was only seven of them, like a small wooden table supporting some cursed objects

Now you can log on and be presented with a hundred unique ways to die just before breakfast

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@AnthonyCReyes @sbstryker Speaking only for myself, one of the elder millennials. Oh god no, I’m too tired for that shit now.

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@iii_ronto @haodong_mo @IVMiles Seriously? Musk’s pivot was always inevitable. He doesn’t love republicans specifically, they’re just a means to an end.

Even his pandering to y’all’s crazy culture war shenanigans is because he sees that as the best path to Mars

Just little human playthings, dancing for him

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@agraybee All I've heard from Twitter over the last year or so was "even janitors are paid the same as CEO wages in Europe"

Was that all porky pies? USA is actually a festering sh*thole of abysmal wages?

Make it make sense.