Jason Birch

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@StretfordPaddck No, get a decent striker with EPL experience (Osimhen doesn't have that) to be his guide throughout his learning curve.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@TraffordCouncil when are you going to fix your ''Report a Problem' pages, tried to report a blocked drain for the last 3 days!

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@GranadaReports This is not news!! Since when did Granada Reports become a provider of Public Announcements? There have been adverts for about the last 6 months with this.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@MartinSLewis Get a dog and a cat, whatever the dog does them blame the cat...no worries!

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@awkwardgoogle Depends if he knows you've won 100k?

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@ProfBrianCox @Helen_Atchison Alien ant farm??

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@HammerheadsHC @whoisthebaldguy @UberFacts Hey, let go of my floppy!

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@TalkTalk I have sent a DM, what is the next step to have someone contact me.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@TalkTalk You offer support 8am - 10pm 7bdays a week, clearly not as your customer support line is closed to discuss a problem that you've not fixed for my elderly Mum despite numerous calls and an engineer visit.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@SkyHelpTeam #TheBoys

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@BBCMOTD Qatar 20-022 World cup

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@paulsinha Carry on carrying on!

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@BeckAdlington So enjoyed your lively and passionate punditry on the swimming over the last couple of weeks for @bbc #CommonwealthGames2022

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@BridgesCanal @CanalRiverTrust @CRTNorthWest @CRTYorkshireNE @ThePhotoHour You can borrow my view at the moment on the Bridgewater canal.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@talkSPORT Cantona, Zidane, Figo...

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

Watching the BBC interview with @galal_yafai, what a true champion and a true gentleman he is. Such a deserved Gold!

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@BowdonHC @EnglandHockey @JohnM2812

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@ladbible Ughhh, here we go again, getting all excited only to be left disappointed at some stage.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@DaveMossTechBod @BowdonHC @HockeyTodayUK He's just big for his age...and I don't mean U14.

[Jason Birch @birchy_j]

@robert_wtt Pronounced 'Dan-eye'