Bird The Bastard

Small, feathered bastard.

Hate cats, cold and twats in Mediterranean Countries that shoot my cousins.

Love food, fighting and waking you all up at 4am.

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@DogDuckLark Yup, and the pencils, rubber, ruler and sketch book. I was more impressed with those for Christmas than anything else.

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Robins' Pincushion in Hutchingsons Bank

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Pinged a bug off my arm earlier when in the woods. Just ID'd - meadow tick. #scrubsEntireBodyWithNailBrush #didntgetbitten #STILLITCHING

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@GeekygirlReed @gardentags Damselfly because the wings are folded back.

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@LeagueACS @LondonEconomic Does this person have a secure alibi for every night a cat or fox has been killed and mutilated around the #croydon #m25 #catkiller area?

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@SlCathy Could think of days less inconvenient. I'll probably be asleep in the back of the van by lunchtime.

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#favechildrenslit oh, I forgot number 5. The usborne book of Monsters, Ghosts and UFOs

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#favechildrenslit
Meg and Mog
Gobbolino the Witch's Cat
Brambly Hedge
Watership Down

I see a possible pattern here.

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Oh, woo-hoo, my first absolutely sleepless night for two months. Just when I've got cherry laurel to seek and destroy today. Yay.

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@SlCathy Yes, like the last thing I need on top are videos about farming/veganism to make me feel bad about wanting something else as well.

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@SlCathy Can't remember the precise mix, but it involved quinoa & mushroom. Very tasty with rocket and cranberry sauce on top.

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@SlCathy @ZwartblesIE @ireland Similar here.

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@SlCathy Bleurgh. Clean eating =demonising food=disordered eating. Quite like quinoa, though, first tried it 20yrs ago. Great in veg burgers

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@ZwartblesIE @ireland Veggies are zero guilt, though, which is just as well as I love them, raw or cooked. And not just chips!

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For what it's worth, people, courgette fries are lovely. Ignore the trendiness and enjoy like you did chilli kale chips last year.

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@ireland @ZwartblesIE I can't recommend it. Sucks the joy out of something that keeps you alive. Like feeling bad about breathing.

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@ireland @ZwartblesIE I'm a good cook, yes, especially veggie/vegan food. But never got over feelings of guilt when really enjoying something.

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@ireland @ZwartblesIE Growing up hungry. Parent convinced I was fat, so only diet meals. BMI=14. Left at 16, had to teach myself with no £, and so started w/veg.

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@SlCathy [whispers] I have been known to browse the app. In secret. Honest. You can't prove a thing!

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You know that rare occasion when you get to have a daytime lie down in peace and quiet? No, me neither.