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@DschlopesIsBack Funny all I saw in that clip is some stupid yankee gettin his cheeks clapped by a Canadian

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Tulsi Gabbard just dropped a bombshell on Fauci on her last day in office…

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@Concern70732755 #2 reason for not eating out. #1 is restaurant food is far worse and way less consistent than how I can cook.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Why we play the game

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Nobody asked them to do it. Nobody trained them for it. They were just two teenage boys — the kind you pass on the sidewalk and barely notice — leaning on their bikes in the summer heat when they saw something no child should ever have to experience.

A man walked away with 5-year-old Jocelyn Rojas. She was supposed to be playing outside. She was supposed to be safe.

And in that single, awful second — while most of us would have been paralyzed, reaching for a phone, waiting for someone with a uniform and a badge to show up — these two boys made a choice.

They got on their bikes and they went after him.

No hesitation. No waiting for permission. No "someone else will handle it." Just two pairs of legs pumping hard through the streets of Lancaster, eyes locked on a stranger who had a little girl that wasn't his.

They tracked him. They stayed close. They didn't let him disappear into the afternoon like something that was never going to be found.

And then they confronted him.

Two teenagers. On bikes. Against a grown man who had already done the unthinkable. They forced him to stop.

He let Jocelyn go.

"The entire thing lasted only minutes." — Lancaster Police
Minutes. Because two boys closed the distance fast enough to interrupt it. Because they were raised — by someone, somehow — to believe that other people's emergencies are your business too.

When reporters asked one of them afterward why they did it, he gave the most deflating, most beautiful, most teenage answer imaginable.

He shrugged.

"I just felt like it was the right thing to do."
No speech. No GoFundMe. No press conference. Just a kid who saw a little girl in danger and couldn't make himself look away.

Jocelyn went home. She was reunited with her family. She got to grow up.

Because of two boys on bikes who hadn't been asked, hadn't been trained, hadn't been paid — and did it anyway.

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

BREAKING: ADVANCED ALZHEIMER’S PATIENT REGAINED SPEECH, MEMORY, AND BLADDER CONTROL AFTER SINGLE PSILOCYBIN DOSE

An 80-year-old woman with advanced Alzheimer’s — who had barely spoken for YEARS — experienced RAPID and SUSTAINED improvement after taking 5g of psilocybin mushrooms.

During the acute phase, she entered a prolonged deep sleep-like state with profuse sweating.

~19 hours later, she spontaneously started talking again for HOURS — sharing detailed autobiographical memories she hadn’t expressed in years.

Over the following days, her family reported improved memory, walking, emotional connection, speech, and regained bladder control.

After 1 month, bladder control REMAINED RESTORED, and she was still functionally improved compared with baseline.

While this is just one published case report, the implications are enormous given that there are currently NO approved medications known to produce effects like this in advanced Alzheimer’s.

These findings urgently need replication. For millions watching a parent or loved one disappear to Alzheimer’s, even the possibility of restoring lost function warrants serious scientific investigation.

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@TomSteyer How come elections used to be counted on the night of the election but now you idiots take a month to count your bs mail in ballots?

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Darth Vader is an elite putter

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@RealTraderJill Hogwash

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@RaminNasibov

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@sagelovebars Just try it anyways

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@RealTraderJill @DavidLimbaugh Do you work out with weights? If you don't then you should because it will make you feel better guaranteed. If you wake up every day in pain anyways then why not?

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@junonewscom Nobody in Canada has ever owned their land. They have fee simple interest and the crown could always take it from them for fair market value. No homeowner will lose their land without proper compensation or there will be hell to pay.

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@TheGodMurdoch Vancouver!

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@Tablesalt13 POS

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@SecKennedy Not a chance dude! Nobody with half a brain is going to touch this shit. Watch your step Kennedy or you're going to lose your support.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

1 AM. Arkansas. A dog won't stop barking.

A father walks down the hallway. Opens his 14-year-old daughter's bedroom door.

The bed is empty. The window is open.

He already knows the name of the man who took her.

He's known it for three months.

Aaron Spencer is 37 years old. Army veteran, 82nd Airborne, deployed to Iraq. Farmer. Husband. Father of a little girl who used to sleep with the light on.

The man who took her is named Michael Fosler. 67 years old.

Three months earlier, when she was still 13, Arkansas had arrested Fosler and charged him with 43 separate crimes against her.

Sexual assault of a minor.
Internet stalking of a child.
Sexual indecency with a child.
Possession of child pornography.

43 counts. Against a 13-year-old girl.

43.

The judge looked at all of it. And set the bond at $50,000.

Fifty. Thousand. Dollars.

Then she wrote "no contact order" on a piece of paper and called it justice.

Fosler walked out the same day.

And on the night of October 8, 2024, he came back for her.

That's when Aaron Spencer grabbed his Glock 19.

That's when Aaron Spencer climbed into his Ford truck.

That's when Aaron Spencer stopped waiting for the system to save his daughter.

He found Fosler's truck on Highway 31. His little girl was inside it.

He chased him six miles. High beams flashing. Horn screaming. Begging him to pull over.

Fosler did not pull over.

So Aaron rammed the truck into a ditch.

Drew his pistol.

And fired sixteen rounds.

Fifteen of them found the man who raped his daughter.

Then he picked up the phone, called 911, and said the only words a father can say in that moment:

"Michael Fosler is dead on the side of the road for trying to kidnap my daughter. I had no choice."

The state charged him with second-degree murder.

The prosecutor went on TV and said, quote: "We don't live in the Wild West."

The judge slapped him in a jail cell.

And every father in this country went silent for a long, long minute.

Then something happened that nobody predicted.

Aaron Spencer, awaiting trial for killing the man who raped his little girl, announced he was running for Sheriff of Lonoke County.

A murder defendant. Running for the badge.

The whole country laughed. The pundits called it a stunt. The papers called it impossible.

March 3, 2026. The voters of Lonoke County walked into the polls.

They did not laugh.

They gave Aaron Spencer 53.5% of the vote.

They threw out the incumbent sheriff who had locked him in a cell. They gave him a 27-point landslide.

The father who killed his daughter's rapist is now the Republican nominee for sheriff in a county where Trump pulled 76%.

His murder trial begins June 22, 2026.

Five weeks from today.

If he wins the trial, his name stays on the November ballot.

If he wins November, he becomes the sheriff who answers 911 calls in Lonoke County, Arkansas.

The father. With the badge. Of the same county that arrested him.

This is what happens when a system lets a 43-count predator walk free for $50,000.

This is what happens when a judge writes a paper order instead of doing her job.

This is what happens when a father decides he is done waiting.

There is something left in this country.

Something the courts cannot kill.

Something the judges cannot bond out.

Something the prosecutors cannot silence.

It is called a father.

And in Lonoke County, Arkansas, 53.5% of the voters just looked Aaron Spencer in the eye and said:

"Sir. You did the right thing. Now come run the whole damn sheriff's office."

His trial starts in five weeks.

God bless Aaron Spencer.

And God bless every American standing behind him.

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@PresNevins @japan_nobunaga not a chance! great way to get jabbed

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

All-time recovery shot

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@Thebestfigen especially if you have a manbun