null.

never been to oovoo javer.

[bink @knotbink]

Not everything is sunshine and Filipinos bro

[jifour98 @jifour98_]

The dude that quoted this with “when my head is magnetized to my arm” had me laughing all day

[null. @birdllip]

A turkey sandwich always gonna hit

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

I hate seeing a man buttcrack

[riri @rirriiiriri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They never let Mary Jane Watson randomly dress Chinese anymore

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone know where I went

[cassie @keepitcassiie]

being ugly in public makes me feel bad like im so fucking sorry guys😭😭dont look at me

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

they should call him trump trump trump sahur lol

*pinching your arm fat* hey did you hear what i said

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please stop being mean to people just because you hate your life

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

Everyone when you start doing what’s best for you instead of what’s convenient for them.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.