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I have one gear: GO | Internet Tough Guy | Trailblazing Idiot | Walking Embodiment of White Privilege | Habitual Line-Stepper | Fucking up at warp speed.

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My youngest son and I have a fun activity we do together in which we look for occult objects/tools (tarot cards, ouija boards, etc.) in second hand stores or Amazon return bins, and we buy them so they're off the streets.

I also take in unwanted items and keep them secure.

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Transgender people in Nepal are left “starving and scared” after U.S. taxpayer funding for HIV prevention programs that provided free cond-ms, was cut, per AP.

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@existentialmeat @DamnRisky King Kong dick swingin ass gangster list

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@HuntsGabriel I had a chick take my last $147 once, and honestly that was the last straw

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@DamnRisky Just absolute GOAT status list

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@heavnsweets Do you have a link to just all the funniest ones?

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@benshapiro That's our word, faggot.

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@DamnRisky It could be worse. You could be getting rap...oh, wait. You said that.

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@shelbystardust Israel

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@acidropOSY Love that song

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@HuntsGabriel Who is Nikki?

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@RevRayCistman @AmiriKing Dang dude. I liked the tweet because its bold and in character, but I don't feel good about it.

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@erinwouldtweet Wait I've got a better response. Let me get a re-do over:

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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@FetusberryJam When I met Vince Vaughn in 2005, I told him I was a huge fan of his work in Jurassic Park 2. Despite having the opportunity to talk to him many more times that night, I never made any effort to indicate I was joking.

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@_iamhabeeb I have no argument to this.

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@shelbystardust Ordained reverend and chaplain with a three year master of divinity and currently obtaining a doctor of theology while working full time as a chaplain in a factory full of West African immigrants and refugees, I actually second this, but I welcome discourse on the subject.

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@erinwouldtweet I think if youre asking those types of questions, maybe you cant be trusted with the basalt sarcophogas.

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@DamnRisky I'm listening.

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@PunishedJDubs Because fat women aren't driven to be better. That's why men will always win through skill and ability, and women will only ever win by default and exception.