drew barrymore

*insert witty bio here*

[drew barrymore @birnkrantdrew]

basically how the rest of the world sees us #GrowingUpInCalifornia

[Taiwan Jones @JonesTaiwan_]

... https://t.co/KoLAcYuQSx

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The Mariah Carey NYE performance is the groundhog that decides whether the next year is gonna be good or not

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

The Smash 4 championship final was extremely satisfying: https://t.co/KxMpno1hlQ

[2GG @2GGaming]

Congratulations to MKLeo for being our very first #2GGC Champion! 🥇🏆💍

[drew barrymore @birnkrantdrew]

Nvm y’all fucking suck

[Britt 🖤 @brittdouthi]

*working at hollister and sees someone I don’t like*
“Uhm sorry I have to go I have work things to do”

[Zachary Larson @zacharyjlarson1]

@birnkrantdrew I'm close-lining a hoe if they come at my 25% off Tupperware 😤

[drew barrymore @birnkrantdrew]

@_jakejohnson_ Lol thanks Jake

[drew barrymore @birnkrantdrew]

BLACK FRIDAY PSA:

pls be respectful of everyone working at the mall or in retail tonight. We’re stressed out as it is and have a long night ahead of us and we’d really appreciate it if y’all don’t stampede n shit and be rude to us.

Thank you :-)

[drew barrymore @birnkrantdrew]

I just registered for 2GG Championship https://t.co/gcgkAZVtem #2GGC via @smashgg

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

Hi, I am just learning that Pikachu speaks English in the new Pokemon movie and, yes, it is extremely fucking weird

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

i literally cannot believe spongebob and patrick were about to miss the deadline and king neptune was about to burn mr krabs then david hasselhoff just comes along & squeezes spongebob and patrick between his tits and blasts them off back to bikini bottom and they make it in time

[shannon³ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

"hi uh... checking in!! my tag is feelthebern :) i'm really excited! this is my first major tournament and i finally learned how to l-cancel and-"
"here's your badge you're all set... NEXT"