Billy!

User name is pronounced (Bee-ree-ram) Allergic to small talk. Recovering awkward person.

[Billy! @birryram]

You are a sad type of idiot - Marcel the shell

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How is Earl’s still in business? Like what do people even order and crave from there.

Got a steak, thought they couldn’t mess that up. Medium rare = medium well done $36 6 oz with fries. Wild times.

[Billy! @birryram]

“How old are you?”
Me: Older than Dial Up.

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The Dyson air blade was created to dry hands but instead it created a 2nd problem which is pushing water to the ground creating a wet mess. Is this actually a good invention?

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When a Vancouver millennial is asked why they are tired?
- because they’ve witnessed the Canucks lose two SC game 7s, lose a generational talent in Hughes, on top of the other shit like 9/11, NFT bubble, 2008 Econ, and just recovering generational trauma.

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Such a disappointing day, I had to come back to twitter to grieve with you all. #Canucks

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I think I know I’ve hit “old” when I don’t listen to new music and just play my old favourites.

Or could be that new music is regurgitated old music.

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The urge to buy a bulk pack of Costco hotdogs is real.

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Drums should be illegal in wood frame strata buildings.

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I’m back. What I miss?

[Billy! @birryram]

Elon Musk is Macrinus in Gladiator 2.

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Two things that Vancouver needs:
1. DJs spinning good music in coffee shops
2. Clubs that cater to the 7pm-12am crowd

[Billy! @birryram]

@rude_canuck Chicken pho from My Chau. Number 3. Plain noodles and side of fried chicken

[stephanie @Stephabues]

someone’s dressed as ketchup because mcdavid is terrified of it. this is golden #Canucks

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I guess it was depressing Canucks twitter that I missed.

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It’s been awhile. What I miss?

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@VisionZeroYVR @VancouverPD Someone was hit here last week. Carted off on a stretcher. Cars turning to squeeze in is a per light cycle occurrence.

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Napa cabbage and beef tomorrow. Then going to try and make a taro chicken.

This is the braised pork belly with shiitake mushroom. 150 minutes slow cooked.

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Sunday family dinner

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Soup season yall. Minced beef cilantro soup

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@casualmomsense That’s why there are 47 seasons. Imagine if they offered more lol survivor would be overrrrr