Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️

BIS národu. Hrdí čučkaři. Parody. Security information service parody.

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

Můžete mít tanků, kolik chcete. Přiletí dva drony a ende schluss.

[Amrita @Amrita_one]

Ta sedla, panečku.

[olexander scherba🇺🇦 @olex_scherba]

Putin speaking at today’s St Petersburg Economic Forum….

[Martin Dorazín @mdorazin]

V Petrohradě dnes začíná putinovo mezinárodní ekonomické fórum PMEF 2026. Jako první přiletěla ukrajinská delegace.

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

@ruzickapavel70 Maskáče jsou to jediné, co tě zajímá, ty rusáčku - zrádče.

[Hank Campbell @HankCampbell]

A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by Hamas in Gaza. The leader of the terrorists said he'd grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

The CNN Reporter said, "I’d like one last hamburger with fries.”

The leader nodded and said it would be done.

The BBC Reporter said, "I want to describe the scene here and what’s about to happen so my government knows I did the job until the end.”

The leader nodded and said it would be done.

Then he turned to the Israeli commando and said, “And what is your final wish?”

“Kick me in the butt,” said the soldier.

“Do not mock me, Jew.”

“I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt.”

So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling but rolled to his knees, pulled a pistol they hadn't found, and shot the leader dead. Then he grabbed a rifle from another terrorist and suddenly they were all dead or fleeing.

"You could've done that all along?" asked the Brit.

"Yeah, why did you want to be kicked in the butt?" asked the American.

“If I hadn't," replied the Israeli, “You two would have reported that I was the aggressor."

[Marek Numerato 🔢 @mnumerato]

Co to zase je? Už jsem dneska pět takových účtů zablokoval a objevují se další

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

Chcete zažít? Přidejte se k nám!

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Get up--there's work to do

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

@HeidiBachram

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

DECLASSIFIED
The Mossad trained cats to use each of their 9 lives to vote 90 times in this year's Eurovision song contest.

[Mossad Commentary @MOSSADil]

NEVER FORGET 10-7

[TranceFM @Play_Hard_Fun]

Картина «Зеленський підписує Указ про дозвіл на проведення параду на москві»

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

Ruský mrdky si vystavujou v Benátkách.

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

I confronted the russian ambassador at Venice Biennale because no one else did.

In the last 24 hours russia bombed city centres & a kindergarten. Dozens murdered in the streets.

The russian pavilion here is filled with free champagne & art to whitewash their war crimes.

[Julian Röpcke 🇩🇪🤝🇺🇦 @JulianRoepcke]

Russland hat heute sechs ukrainische Zivilisten getötet und mehr als 20 verletzt.
Und nahezu sämtliche deutschen Medien berichten nur über dieses von einer Drohne beschädigte Luxus-Hochhaus in Moskau.

[Nezvaný host 🇨🇿 @nezvany_host]

skvělý otec

[Nazi Hunters @HuntersOfNazis]

Today more than ever:
FUCK PALESTINE

And fuck all of their Nazi supporters attacking Jews worldwide.

[Ježíš @BuHsyn]

Možná to není cvičení lampasáku v záloze, ale určitě to není sraz zamindrákovanejch drzejch čuráků, který nemá ráda ani jejich matka.

[Bisáci 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♂️ @bisaci007]

Wow!

[Pepel Klaasa @pepel_klaasa]

This is pure gold.

A Ukrainian fighter, posing as a “participant of the special military operation,” infiltrated a meeting where students of Kuban State Agrarian University were being recruited to sign contracts with the Russian army.