my pussy tastes like diet pepsi🖤

kat 🦇💖🔮

[my pussy tastes like diet pepsi🖤 @bisexualdebacle]

bisexual bottom aka I don’t care what you are as long as you blow my back out

[☽☾ @butchfemmebis]

people will spend the entire bisexual visibility month, pride month, and the rest of the year calling us rapists, liars, fetishizers, fake queers, invaders, colonizers, israel of LGBTQ+, etc. but as soon as a monosexual steps out of line suddenly "it's okay to be bisexual". ok.🐇

[sage @markingofdesire]

atp if ur a non bisexual pulling the “it’s okay to be bisexual” gimmick i wanna see physical proof of AT LEAST THREE different instances where you stood up against biphobia or else I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!!

[clementine @clementineultra]

While y’all were writing theory they went out and actually did it

[Eve @evek181818]

I asked my parents if everyone was just like "what the fuck" when the B-52s came out and they said yeah

[my pussy tastes like diet pepsi🖤 @bisexualdebacle]

this is what happens when y’all keep being so biphobic, bisexual women are scared to come out

[lily @itsclairoclaire]

🩷💜💙

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

Executive function: "Set a deadline for yourself."

ADHD: "Self-imposed deadlines aren't real. My brain knows I made them up."

[akhivae @akhivae]

Yet another instance of men conflating "social power" in women with how many matches they get on Tinder.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Something that annoys me is how most women don’t look up to women with good careers. Instead, they look up to women who bagged rich men.

You have a better chance of becoming rich yourself than meeting a rich man.

[Cochi @CochiAguilar]

quizas siempre fui muy pobre, pero no me entra en la cabeza como hay madres padres o abuelxs que le pagan un viaje al Caribe o a Europa a toda la familia. Si yo hoy le invito un almuerzo a mi flia quedo en la ruina por el resto del año

[youngho @milala_hs]

pagando la tarjeta de crédito para volver a usarla al segundo

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

Any time a man says that his wife doesn’t want to sleep with him or is ‘always too tired’ the first thing I ask is ‘well, what gets her fired up? What makes her want to have sex with you?’

99/100 times he can’t answer the question. He doesn’t know.

That’s the problem.

[Paul W. Swaney III @paulswaney3]

"Go to school, get a good education, get a good job at a big company" died on July 27, 1993.

IBM, the company that never laid anyone off, announced 35,000 cuts. The stock went up. Nine years later it was up ninefold.

We're only now holding the funeral.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

It’s strange how rising prices are treated as inevitable, while rising wages are treated as excessive. Everything gets more expensive without question, but the moment wages are expected to rise too, suddenly it’s a problem.

[🏳️‍⚧️ A comfortable Bea🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @FumiaBeatrice]

"There are no rules. We don't have to shoot 6k, 480p looks awesome!"

Genuinely inspiring stuff.

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

I saw a thread asking for the worst way men have been rejected and it was all just a bunch of men talking about a girl rejecting them in high school which supports my theory that men will get rejected one time and make it their entire personality for the rest of their life.

[Misery 🧸🍃 @MunkyBreadd]

gay thoughts or son daughter

[rune ♀ @femwitness]

unfortunately, i love my daughter too much to ever bring her into this world. she’ll be the safest inside of me and i’ll carry her with me until i die