C:/Users/2inch 🗿

Probably one of the few on their first Twitter account still

[C:/Users/2inch 🗿 @bishop_f4]

Call me Korean the way this k pops

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

[hellsite-enjoyer @hellsite_fan1]

Foids when you cook a delicious steak for them

[UBERSOY @UBERSOY1]

In the game The Simpsons: Hit & Run (2003), a Jewish clown calls you "lousy goyim" and threatens you with a lawsuit if you beat him up for having sex with your underage daughter.

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Got this DM after someone found out my wife was filipino

[scoot @scootykins]

new yorkers be like you cant get the SUPC: 7110780 and SUPC: 1994294 anywhere else but here

[ⵣ @moidrapisst]

No the FUCK i dont

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

by age 22 you should have a few friends that DM you anime porn on the regular

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

I send my grandpa videos like this cause they get him really angry

[funnygamedev (mouse) 🐀 @funnygamedev]

"grandson I just wasted your inheritance on anime boobs"
"that's okay grandpa I would've done the same"

[🏰 @CastleFor3]

#Noticing

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

she reminds me of tung tung tung sahur

[November @postoctobrist]

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

[Cooper deGrom @skostyboi]

I guess this will teach him to stop pretending to accidentally lose his helmet

[Eric @jericj282]

How mw4 warzone gonna look like