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[sad egg @bishopduxk]

first 5 mins on Twitter in like a year and this is what I see 🤧

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

chris pratt playing mario is italiaphobia and i'm tired of acting like it isn't

[Kelsey @KelseyObGyn]

One time I said hello and introduced myself to an intubated, unconscious patient in the ICU. Someone else scoffed/giggled. I then proceeded to explain to the patient every step of the procedure we did. No regrets.

[sad egg @bishopduxk]

The way my phone flew

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is literally why its so dumb to even attempt to go in the ocean btw. this will happen irl.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

*Meghan Markle writes children's book.

*Prince Andrew accused of having sex with children.

Guess which one Piers Morgan is angry with?

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

Ya’ll wanna talk about a DAY on Twitter?!

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣 @angelamavalla]

Facial hair (hirsutism) is common in women living with PCOS.

It’s important to note that women of colour are disproportionately diagnosed with PCOS but is rarely discussed because of the ugly attitudes such as the comments underneath this video

[sad egg @bishopduxk]

👎👎👎👎👎

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

this is a tough one..

[sad egg @bishopduxk]

@DionneAyanna I can't...not with that hairline 😪

[SOMEHOW NINEROSE HAS RETURNED @ahsokata]

Vader didn't have to fly to a small, remote moon to look for the remains of one, insignificant Jedi in the old wreck of a republic cruiser, but Anakin, oh, but Anakin needed to.

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

Again, pandemic unemployment is $1200/month, which is $7.50/hour or $14,400/year.

If employers can't hire staff because they can't compete with those numbers, they need a new business model.

[Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) @joewellscomic]

Retweeting this because May is actually autism-deficiency awareness month. #AutismDeficiencyAwareness

[isaiah’s bottom @metrosecksual]

I hope this wave of saying fuck jobs will delete professionalism in the next year bc i’m getting a neck tat in 8 days

[IG; RosalbaNaomi @LlLBlITCH]

I hate gentrified taco spots wtf do u mean the total is $30 for 3 tacos and a soda wtf

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i went to the dentist tuesday and they said the treatment i needed would cost $1,152 but the hygienist told me to check out the dental school instead. i got the same treatment done today for $5 lol

[sad egg @bishopduxk]

Edibles had me like

[ShayFobic @bbeyfobic]

Destiny Child's 2000s aesthetic was something else

[mari andor 💫 bad batch era @djarinsaragorn]

aragorn in the river anduin

[T🤍 @jadoretxm]

Please wash behind your ears, your neck and your belly button. Please.