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[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@Katiemoneygrabz Hit up The Progress/Anchovy Bar/State Bird before the Dozen on Thursday! Right next to the Fillmore. Owners are rad, food is exceptional. I love the dim sum style of State Bird. Progress is more of a seated experience, and Anchovy Bar for small bites. YOU WILL ENJOY….I HOPE!

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

Colts going from “But what if Luck didn’t retire!” to “But what if Daniel Jones didn’t get hurt!” as the two largest excuses to our lack of success over Ballard’s tenure is an absolute joke.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@Colts PAY THIS MAN

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

Colts front office sucks.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@RealSkipBayless Right dude won. We’ve seen your “swag”, and you don’t know shit about it. Get bent.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

IF TONY ROMO SAYS “PLAYOFF MAHOMES” ONE MORE TIME

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

I am blacking out watching KB shred these cities right now. MVP shit. @anus @MookCantSleep

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

Not only did we get a game seven, we’re getting THIS game seven. Baseball kicks so much ass. FJF forever, though.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

As someone who has been fortunate enough to experience Katmai’s Brooks Falls in person, I can assure you that it will change your life. Hard to get into, but getting on the waiting list is beyond worth it. Your Bear Week work every year makes me happy @DaMidgetZimbo

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @Katiemoneygrabz @barstoolsports @StevenCheah @kbnoswag @nickturani @DannyJConrad @BFW I never knew where to land with Cheah. That hurt so much to watch, I can’t help but give him the utmost respect for the rest of my life. Holy shit.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@TheHateCentral Ended his season anyway 🤷🏼 #YesCers

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@SportsCenter Hell yeah

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@PardonMyTake Back to back ECF should get ‘em upgraded to Grit.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@TyHaliburton22 PREACH

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

TYRESE HALIBURTON.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

Hey, Ballard. It’s my birthday.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

Hockey just became the greatest sport of all time

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

@JimIrsay I’m out.

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city..

Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in the city I’ve committed my life to.

And in the end… everything went.. just like I fucking said it would

In the biggest moments everybody with a brain knew they’d crack.. and they did.

A blind person could see the red flags on this team.. Work ethic questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Preparation commitment questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to meetings, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to/skipping treatment, NEVER happens on good teams.. The franchise QB tapped out of a game.. on 3rd down.. in the red zone.. because he was tired… NEVER HAPPENED in the history of the NFL.

That’s literally the only thing you need to tell someone (who knows ball) and they could tell you everything about this team…

“Hey the franchise quarterback, who’s a professional athlete getting paid millions of dollars, and the face of a multi billion dollar franchise tapped out of the game because… because… because he was tired in the middle of the season”

“Oh wow.. that team has no chance” would be the immediate response..

And to the surprise of nobody.. that was the response by everybody who’s ever played/coached the game before but.. Colts blogs and fans who have been covering the Colts since 2020 and more recent knew better than everybody… Started personally attacking me and trying to kick me out of town.

When I said Joe Flacco gives us a better chance to win than AR immediately after the tap out.. I would’ve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. That can’t be what the face of your team is doing.. just can’t be.. and to a bigger aspect of it all, somehow AR thought it was ok to do that. That’s a locker room issue.. that’s a culture issue.. thats an indicator of a loser attitude radiating thru a building that was built by greats.

I have no idea how they fix it.. I don’t think it’s like a light switch. “Alright, we’re gonna become Pros now” but… maybe it is, but what do I know?

Oh wait….. how this was all gonna work out. I knew that.

As a multiple year season ticket holder (not renewing).. and someone who has actively, daily, attempted to be an additive to this beautiful city. I hope they become a good franchise again.. this city deserves it.. the OGs in the Colts building deserve it (equipment managers, trainers, ticketing, PR, sales).. and on the flip side the players/coaches in that building deserve whatever happens to them. Your unwarranted arrogance, laziness, and lack of professionalism has lead you to ANOTHER early vacation… which is probably what most of you entitled bums have been hoping for.

I don’t speak for the city.. and I don’t speak for all ex Colts players because I was only a punter.. nominated for the HOF 3 times now but nonetheless.. I speak from my own perspective.. I’ve never seen a group waste opportunities/talent/money more than this group.

Cheers… #ForTheShoe #LahdHahse

#ForTheBrand #Pittsburghese

[COLTON @bisonhedd]

I mean what an absolute pussy.

[Karl Buscheck @KarlBuscheck]

Dave Kaval just resigned from the A’s: