dead audiophile

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[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

Internet I need your help. I’m trying to reconnect with an old internet friend. The details that I still can remember are fuzzy AT BEST and just outright wrong at worst.
I’ll try to give as many details as I can but again, my memory is very faulty here. (1/x)

[erin chack @ErinChack]

You ARE too old and it IS too late. Also you have a very specific vocal tic that strangers notice immediately and friends do unsavory impressions of.

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

@butterflywteeth I’ve been dm-ing for 10 years and this is still how it feels

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

Any of my medical homies wana have fun reading my charts lol

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

btw after all my aquatic adventures i am firmly changing my stances on sea life, fish are just guys, they are not alien at all. i was wrong. in their natural habitat, they are chill as hell

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

@butterflywteeth I’m on my lunch break how is everyone

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

I deadass haven’t updated my twt bio in two years so apparently I just skipped all of 28

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

@vankappell Thanks booo

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

Hbd to me😇

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

Got to play the Loki format for Magic and it was actually a ton of fun

[dead audiophile @biswitchgremlin]

@butterflywteeth Thanks big dawg♥️

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[J.C. @rock_climber02]

Salvador Perez is just 20 RBI from EVERY.
SINGLE. CATCHER ahead of him being in the HOF!!

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

Greatest city on earth

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The 37-win Royals and 38-win Mets on a random Tuesday in July