The Real Dirty Dan™️

that serotonin really be hittin

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@vuse_lover Hell yeah brother

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@LFauexProd God it must be so embarrassing being Dan’s friend and roommate

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@CogentCEO

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

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@AbakpaJob Hubris, if you will

[in morem apis @vinedodeltexto]

Yes, yes, very monastic and privileged of you to find God in the silence, but can you find Him in the horrid deafening cacophony?

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@joysofvegemite @bilbosfootcomb Had the exact same thought, it has to be

[James @exhaustdata]

Listening to Patsy Cline on speakers that are only half working and it’s making me feel like a ghost that died on Route 66

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

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@Feldfrog It’s a miracle he and his mother survived the birth

[Center on Conscience & War @CCW4COs]

The Pope gave a clear message today: participating in the Iran war is a violation of the Catholic faith.

If this was a moment of crystallization for you, you are entitled to an honorable discharge as a conscientious objector. Call us now to file: 1-800-379-2679

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@saltwatermp3 no

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@sabatonfan69 oohhh yeah I forgot about the hubris

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

[wutty @wuthuh]

Yes, I am performing, for God

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@nise_yoshimi Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever read

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@themopinomicon God’s eternal dilemma

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@FatherMcKennaa Bro was probably responsible for the birth of self-aware human consciousness

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

All human behavior is performative besides the crying of an infant.

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@AnneChovy2 I don’t know