Antarleena

I make puns, memes and poor jokes. I will also have my opinions on things, if you will allow me. Humans may be stupid, but humanity isn't. Follow or not.

[Antarleena @bitch_yaari]

This is on 9gag 🙆🙊 https://t.co/3ECQBoibeC

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Girl: surprise me and I'll send you nudes

Boy: I don't need nudes

Girl: wow

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#SinghamAgainTrailer literally shows the entire movie in the trailer so if you go to watch the movie after watching the trailer it will be Singham Again Again

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Those who didn’t get #Coldplay tickets
Please reach out to SONU SOOD

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Doctor. I’d like to humbly clarify something. I get fifty of these messages every day saying ‘he was right’. Whether I am right or not doesn’t matter, much like where you are when you speak to your audience. What matters is THAT we speak. Truly loving your country means praising it and also acknowledging its shortcomings. It’s easy to pretend, and deny, to cheat thump and preserve reputation. Real patriotism requires hard conversations. I do not think India is doomed. I do not live abroad. I live here. With more and more people each day who are opening up to conversation. The very fact that more and more people are talking about these issues is a reason to be optimistic. Because I remember a few years ago when they didn’t.

[Antarleena @bitch_yaari]

So the UP result wasn’t the only Slap on BJP’s face.

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Jo insaan khud hi 420 hain unko 400 kya paar karna

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Wo won, inspite of Mr. Starc 🙂 #KKRvsSRH

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never thought i would go back to my X

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Boss #AmbaniPreWedding pe kya chale aye meta down hi ho gaya

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you’re reading this post, it’s because our servers are working

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Therapist: Ranveer Sins doesn’t exist and he can’t hurt you

Ranveer Sins:

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Poonarjanam has Poonam in it.

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Ye Goa jane wala tha kya?

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He came, He सौ, he conquered!

#KingKohli #INDvsNZ #ICCCricketWorldCup23

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Dugna lagaan bhi nahi bharenge aur stadium bhi

#ICCCricketWorldCup #ENGvsNZ

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Next thing we know #AliaBhatt is launching a new lipstick of Natural Alia shade called NaturAlia 👄

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I mean idk who are these people who went to watch #Barbie thinking it would be a children’s movie or just a Live action version of the existing animated movies, and now they’re angry at the whole world cause they had to use their brains which they don’t have 🥴

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Guys happy to announce that Finally in a few days I’m going to be a 30 under 30 different stresses

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Didn’t know Arnab Goswami has joined HDFC as senior vp 😆

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Destination Wedding aisa karo ke bas 4 log hi pahuch paye

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Rinku Singh when he realises he’s got to save the team once again in the last over #KKRvPBKS