sammantha

XXIV•IX•MMXVIII💖

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@jess_scannell This is what we love to see

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@rlbxxo Mums offended

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@jess_scannell I’m actually dead sad now I know this information

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

Just used that voice to text tool instead of voice noting and fuck me I talk in essays I feel sorry for my friends

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@jess_scannell This scares me for a years time when I upgrade to a bunk bed

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

actually need to get a grip and stop believing everything without a second thought

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

I’m sorry what do you mean I get to be that mum that makes her kid their nativity outfit🥹

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@rlbxxo So grateful for every day we get to spend together making memories❤️

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

How have I been bamboozled into going out on Halloween dressed up

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

Someone get me a discord milkshake stat

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

@rlbxxo I volunteer as tribute of surrogate boyfriend

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

accidentally called my kid mate at the start of the day, I am no longer mum to them, I am mate

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

having a busted lip is quite possibly the most painful thing

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

I officially have beef with my Evri driver

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

the fact there’s no chocolate in my flat rn may be the cause of my inevitable mental breakdown

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

WHY IS THERE NO SNACKS IN MY HOUSE FOR ME

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

I think I need an IV of lucazade

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

Will removing spiders from my house ever get easier?

[sammantha @bitchdirxct_]

not me fucking blushing from a simple compliment