Mbak Bitjes

I pretty much hate everyone, including myself. Sometimes.

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

2018 is the year to be less overthink and more at peace with time and its course.

[yammi @sighyam]

THAILAND IS DROWNING. I need your attention for 10 seconds.

The south is facing a once in THREE centuries disaster. Entire towns are underwater and over 2 million people are affected, many without food, water and shelter. Aid from the government has been slow and minimal.

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@joey_ardiva Kak kudu pake stagen/korset kak. Kalo nggak, nanti ada pasti namboru komen ‘eh tahe, anak gadiezt ga boleh baju seksi seksi gitu. Ga diajarin nyah sama mamak kaw? Boru apa tahe mamakmu?’

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@ranggadachlan @mekitron Diz. Iz. Me. Every. Single. Time.

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@ranggadachlan Sunbaeniiiimmm~ then he answered YEEEEE MAMA~

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@ranggadachlan Good luck!

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@ranggadachlan A good terp will try to convey as best as s/he can and find at the VERY least the best padanan for your jokes. As long as your jokes ain’t pantun which we LOATHE, you good

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

Ok yall can take a break from yall fav coffee chain and let’s buy from Shell’s deli2go. Coffee is delish and bahlulul bgst for who he is so what yall waiting for

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 TN! Sending some love alll the way from Indo and on behalf of us here, pleaseeee release the show in other countries too!!

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

God bless all boyfriends husbands partners lovers of Swifties for the next week or so or more.

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@txtdrbekasi Laris Love salon proyek dah paling bener

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@txtdrbekasi Meiso marekon dah. Sama mas Tommy. Da bezt.

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@ranggadachlan

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

To the girl with sateen head to toe, long sleeve and long pants at pespor: guuuuuurrrrlllllll

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@indragunawanv Hang in there! Lambaikan tangan ke kamera ya mas kalo udah ga kuat

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

It ain’t acara pemerintah if the ‘hadirin sekalian, mari kita dengarkan sambutan dari…’ isn’t done 4-5 times before the actual acara really starts

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

Yall need to be introduced to Corong srsly

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Practical tool for moms

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

Daan Mogot who hurt you and caused all this macet hah

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

The only gender discrimination I accept is women toilet priority at Duck Down on a Thursday night thank yew

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

@palettesbistro Duren itu ga se wah yg orang2 bilang. Martabak udah deh normal aja toppingnya. BUBUR ITU DIADUK YAH BIAR MERATA PANAS DAN RASANYA

[Mbak Bitjes @bitchestalk]

In my era of Yawla bales2in whatsapp dan IG mssg sudah terasa seperti admin work dalam kehidupan. Bole komunikasi pake burung merpati atau asap api unggun aja ga